Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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Farmer : This barn dance is kinda lame
Farmer's Son : Dad , please don't ...
Farmer : Lettuce drop a beet !
Son: sigh...
Honor a Soldier. Be the kind of American worth fighting for.
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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Chuckles84
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Want to hear a dad joke......just kitten
Your entitled to oxygen. Everything else is earned.
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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Two ants had an argument on a toilet seat. One of them got peed off.
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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A dog walked into a saloon with a cast on his foot and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my pa(w)."
A duck walks into a pharmacy and ask for some chap stick. The lady behind the counter askes "cash or credit card" the duck answers "I'm just going to put it on my bill".
Money can't buy everything...but, it can buy me a boat.
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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Two flies were standing on a dog turd , when one of them raised a leg and let out a loud, violent fart. Other fly looks at him and says, " You mind ? I'm trying to eat over here ! ".
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Re: Dad jokes....let's hear them
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Hobbs
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A father and his young son go fishing, shortly after getting there the father opens up a beer.
Son :Dad, can I have one of those?
Father: I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?
Son: No
Father: Then your not old enough to have a beer.
Shortly after that the father pulls out a cigar and lights it.
Son: Dad, can I have one of those?
Father : I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?
Son: No
Father: Then your not old enough to have a cigar.
The son feeling rather dejected pulls out his backpack and starts digging through and pulls out a bag of chocolate chip cookies.
Father: Son, how about you give me one of those?
Son: I don't know, does your wiener touch your butt?
Father: It sure does
Son: Then go F yourself, mom made the cookies for me.
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