I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
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08/07/19 07:57 PM
08/07/19 07:57 PM
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loosegoose
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I did a terrible thing today. I had a vehicle that I had to work on today, and there was a wasp nest inside the door by the A pillar. I sprayed them all down, and a dastardly idea came to me. I collected the nest and the carcasses, and glued the carcasses to the nest. I then took an empty box and glued the nest with the carcasses to the bottom of the lid of the box so that when you open the box, there's a wasp nest covered in wasps right in your face. I closed it all up, and called my wife and told her I had a present for her. Mind you, she's absolutely terrified of wasps and bees of all sorts. So I brought the box home, pleased as punch with my cleverness, and handed her the "gift". As soon as she opened it, she screamed bloody murder, and took off to the basement with tears running down her face while the kids and I rolled on the floor with laughter. God help me. Pray for my forgiveness.
Last edited by loosegoose; 08/07/19 07:58 PM.
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
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08/07/19 08:10 PM
08/07/19 08:10 PM
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Sharon
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Yes, it was. I dont do stunts that startle well at all. Not that Im afraid , either. I am moderately allergic to hornets , but that isn't why I don't do well at all with stunts that frighten or startle others. You would have ended up in the hospital .
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
[Re: loosegoose]
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08/07/19 08:13 PM
08/07/19 08:13 PM
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Stupid stunt. Not clever at all. If she cuts your throat in the middle of the night, I hope I'm on the jury. Justifiable homicide for sure.
Charlie
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
NRA Life Member ~ GOA Member ~ NFOA Member ~ UNMLA Member
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
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08/07/19 08:15 PM
08/07/19 08:15 PM
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amspoker
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I find it hard to believe that you are the kind of guy that took pleasure in making your wife cry.
Levi
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
[Re: loosegoose]
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08/07/19 08:20 PM
08/07/19 08:20 PM
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Bill from NJ
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I hope she comes around to her senses, and see's just how hard you worked on that beautiful gift, and just how thoughtful you were by making a gift by your own hands. She should be all warm and fuzzy just knowing; The time it took you to put it all together, the attention to detail, a true work of art.
The woman should feel Blessed to have you as her husband.
If not, I have a name of a good Lawyer if you want to call him.
Last edited by Bill from NJ; 08/07/19 08:21 PM.
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
[Re: Bill from NJ]
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08/07/19 08:55 PM
08/07/19 08:55 PM
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I hope she comes around to her senses, and see's just how hard you worked on that beautiful gift, and just how thoughtful you were by making a gift by your own hands. She should be all warm and fuzzy just knowing; The time it took you to put it all together, the attention to detail, a true work of art.
The woman should feel Blessed to have you as her husband.
If not, I have a name of a good Lawyer if you want to call him.
Call it taxidermy and you wanted her to have your first project.
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Re: I'm a bad man. I'm terrible.
[Re: loosegoose]
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08/07/19 10:24 PM
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Nessmuck
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Hopefully she knows your weakness....and gets payback when you least expect it....like 2 years from now. .What goes around...Comes around. I hope you don’t scar your kids with stunts like that.
Last edited by Nessmuck; 08/07/19 10:25 PM.
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