Just for fun...
Beware ye raccoons, the ides of October
Winter is coming, summer is over,
Your curious ways will speed your demise,
I'll snuff out the light that shines in your eyes,
And after the deed, when your fate has been sealed,
By hole in the head, and your hide has been peeled,
I'll be sure to say "thank you" and pay my respects,
And reset my trap for the coon who comes next.
I wrote and posted this on FB on 09/30/2014.
I thought it was lost to the sands of time, but thanks to the "memories" feature it showed up today.
I figured it was worth posting here...