Leroy and the priest
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02/05/20 02:11 PM
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In church one Sunday morning, a preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?"
Leroy replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."
The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy's ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. He prayed a "blue streak" for Leroy, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm. saving Leroy After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Leroy, how is your hearing now?"
Leroy answered, "I don't know. It ain't 'til Thursday."
Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter
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Re: Leroy and the priest
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02/05/20 02:14 PM
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Didn’t see that one coming . Good one.
“The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined” B. Disraeli
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