A drunk headed to the bar on his bike with a uniquely shaped flat tire?

How deep is the snow and how wide are the tracks?

How much did you have to drink prior to taking that picture?
Probably snow snake, depending on the answer to question above.

Opossum

It's another one of them Sasquatch crimes since that lawless Justin Trudeau took over Canada. See the Ottawa funds for big foot recreation have been cut, and this has forced them to illegally cross over the open American borders, and accost cyclists in America to steal their bikes.

Here is the evidence.





You can tell this is a Canadian Sasquatch as it's feet are polished as Big Foot in Canada are serious about keeping good care of their feet.

When a Big Foot steals a bike, they soon discover that 800 pounds of them bends the 200 pound rated wheels on bikes made in Asia, and they bend. making that pretty wavy pattern. This is starting to be a real problem across America and the Mounties have got to deal with this cross the border issue.

That is the story until someone proves that a Big Foot riding a bike did not make that trail.

I don't know. Interesting. It's hard to post Track ID pictures on tMan because so many people come up with a joke for a response rather than trying to help you out. Maybe try sending the pic to your local wildlife biologist.

Jokes aside, that is the most bizarre set of tracks I have ever seen. I can't see any footprints. Are there any?