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Bike accident #6868020
05/09/20 07:20 PM
05/09/20 07:20 PM
Joined: Jun 2007
Posts: 8,727
Finally Run aground in TN
Scuba1 Offline OP
"color blind Kraut"
Scuba1  Offline OP
"color blind Kraut"

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Posts: 8,727
Finally Run aground in TN
While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?
As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."


I do all my own stunts ..... but never intentionally
Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868029
05/09/20 07:44 PM
05/09/20 07:44 PM
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Wyoming
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Wyoming
Yeah Buddy!


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Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868053
05/09/20 08:07 PM
05/09/20 08:07 PM
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Southwest Michigan
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Posts: 4,827
Southwest Michigan
Good one !!!


Every day is a gift from GOD, don't waste it!!

If they have plenty of food, give them something interesting to smell
Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868073
05/09/20 08:32 PM
05/09/20 08:32 PM
Joined: Aug 2016
Posts: 169
tn
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Posts: 169
tn
Nice one!!

Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868237
05/09/20 11:33 PM
05/09/20 11:33 PM
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Posts: 10,283
Central Oregon
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Central Oregon
Nice !!


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Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868240
05/09/20 11:33 PM
05/09/20 11:33 PM
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fayette,al.
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fayette,al.
Bahahaha

Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868244
05/09/20 11:49 PM
05/09/20 11:49 PM
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Posts: 4,367
Montana
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Montana
Excellent laugh


Let me sugar coat this
Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868266
05/10/20 12:51 AM
05/10/20 12:51 AM
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Posts: 33,063
Minnesota
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Minnesota
Ha!


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Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868309
05/10/20 07:16 AM
05/10/20 07:16 AM
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Kansas
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Kansas
Funny laugh


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Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868313
05/10/20 07:23 AM
05/10/20 07:23 AM
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Michigan
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Michigan
lol laugh

Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868327
05/10/20 07:49 AM
05/10/20 07:49 AM
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Southern Wisconsin
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Southern Wisconsin
You were right about the wife not liking it, mine didn't even think it was funny, but I did!


Born twice, die once
Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868375
05/10/20 08:39 AM
05/10/20 08:39 AM
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Northern Maine
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Northern Maine
shocked

Re: Bike accident [Re: Scuba1] #6868382
05/10/20 08:47 AM
05/10/20 08:47 AM
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Posts: 5,175
Arkansas
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Arkansas
laugh


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