Old Geezers
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07/20/20 10:26 AM
07/20/20 10:26 AM
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Wisconsin
The Beav
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An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic.
He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh ! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.00
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak ----- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medi-cine for that so, here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.
ENJOY YOUR DAY!
P.S. This is written in large print for old Geezers.
The forum Know It All according to Muskrat
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Re: Old Geezers
[Re: The Beav]
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07/20/20 04:54 PM
07/20/20 04:54 PM
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Wisconsin
Lance Squires
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Very funny Beav. Thanks for the laugh.
57 years trapping. It's who I am. Every day is still as exciting as it was when I was a kid but a little more work.
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Re: Old Geezers
[Re: The Beav]
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07/20/20 06:16 PM
07/20/20 06:16 PM
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Mac
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Thanks, that is a good one
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Re: Old Geezers
[Re: The Beav]
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07/20/20 09:09 PM
07/20/20 09:09 PM
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ohio
jctunnelrat
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LOL! thanks for the laugh.
jim
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Re: Old Geezers
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07/21/20 04:44 PM
07/21/20 04:44 PM
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Ky
jbyrd63
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