Anybody got any tips? I’m trying to catch one in a cage trap and I’m not sure how to cause they don’t take bait well

30-06 night vision scope sit up all night.

Seen a guy catch one with a dip net in between its hole and the dillio. He had a buddy scare it and it ran straight back to its hole. But he also knew where its hole was lol. If you do this highly recommend method please record it on video.

Awesome thanks!

Wait a minute them things is like armored possums. You need a 50BMG amour piercing incendiary round to kill them things! This is coming from a highly trained professional! oh can you eat an armored possum? Enough salt & pepper and onions with cream of mushroom soup it’ll be fine

When i was in FL i bow&arrowed a couple. They sure could win the ugliest & smelliest award! As far as cage trapping ya can try setting trap in trail thru brush or under fence somewhere. I know they eat grubs, roaches in FL

If you can find a trail or a hole put the cage in the trail and don't bait it (This word is unacceptable on Trapperman) be there before the end of the week

Use a 12 gauge!

: jess` getcha one a dem army tancks.

Get a SAM Surface to Armadillo Missile!

I don’t think the city will appreciate all of that lol this is a residential area

Sub sonic .22lr! We had a problem to take care of regarding livestock and instead of waking the neighborhood up with a gunshot at 10:00 PM with regular ammo I loaded the gun with sub sonic ammo and it didn’t cycle the action but it worked.

Use a big stick

Now that I could do

Or a base ball bat.

I mean you are Reaper. Do you really need us to tell you how to kill stuff?

She's a fake?

whoa now i'm not needing you to tell me how to do my job as Reaper, i'm asking how to catch the armadillo. cause i'm not going to "take care of" an armadillo in front of little kids! good grief i may be Reaper but i'm not a monster!

kids need to know. Its the hard facts of life might as well learn young. But... then again that's maybe why I have so many mental issues

yea....

The last thing you were supposed to do was agree with me

Yeah true don’t want the kids to turn out like Casper! The world can only handle one!

The world can barely handle one! Hence why I'll probably never have kids, that and the fact that kids would require marriage and marriage requires someone being able to stand to be around me for extended periods of time.

Nah God is gonna surprise you with everything you just said XD

I hate surprises

and I'd make a terrible parent

Well, maybe not right now but that is why you grow up lol

No you don't understand I'm not parental material

Nobody at this age is and shouldn’t be

I'm not parental material at any age. I also don't understand why everyone thinks I need to get married and settle down (when I'm older)

Well, you don’t know cause you ain’t seen the future . All I can I say is pray about it, ask God to prepare you for his will for your life. Trust him, he’s got your back

Yeah. You seem like you come from one of those churches where marriage is pushed on everyone, why?

That’s kinda funny cause it’s really not like that. A lot of people around me are getting married really young so I guess I’m feeling pressured about it and didn’t know it. It’s not like feeling pressured by other people cause I know they don’t care about that stuff, but pressuring myself to live up to that. It’s hard for me to explain lol

But, God created man to be with a woman as a helper and friend since the very beginning, Obviously there are a lot of people I know who don’t ever get married but the majority of people do

Aight, well I'm gonna stick to single

Dude I used to say the same thing like for real I wanted to be a single goat farmer. But now I see that Gods plan was for man and woman to be together that’s why he created Adam and Eve. If man could do it alone then he would not have created a woman. But Casper I have a feeling there’s a woman out there that’s got one of your ribs!

And you can’t do that because you need to have kids so I can be weird uncle Moony!

I’ll just be cool aunt Reaper lurking in the shadows until someone summons me......

Casper you’re going to have three boys named Billy Bobby and Bo

You’re gonna have a mullet like Joe Dirt

Hold up, you do realize it wasn't a actually rib but rather the female personality and reproduction organs that God took out of adam, you did know that? Anyway, I'm sorry to say I'm gonna do what you couldn't moony. Besides Ive been alone this long whats 80 more yrs?

You’re also going to have a horse named Bubba and he is too dumb to walk in a straight line

I'm gonna die

I'm gonna die

I’m working on one right now I’m about there I am just grow it out and have a mullet.... then get an El Camino and a bird dog and have 8 kids.

A friend of mine rebuilt an El Camino

Welcome to redneck station

That horse and mullet are gonna get you first

I thought you hated mullets

Sweet! It’s a car with a freaking truck bed! How cool!

Yah moony what’s up with that??

Yeah it’s literally the mullet of cars

If I get an El Camino then I have to have a mullet is basically in the redneck Ten Commandments. But I really don’t like them and I’ll show you why.

If I get a mullet I am automatically lumped in with these idiots

Okay well thats incredibly stupid

Yeah rednecks and bud light is a bad combo because they always have too many and do stupid stuff. I could tell quite a few stories just involving horse sales. And it’s not just rednecks have you ever seen a drunk Amish?

Have you ever seen me drunk? Its not pretty. And anyway bud light is just water

What now?

I mean like bro you shouldn’t know that. You’re 15 last time I checked. Don’t get drunk it’s stupid. When you get drunk you drink beer out of a deer carcass

If I ever hear of you getting drunk again imma fly out to Wisconsin beat a mud hole in your hind end and stop it dry!

there's a joke, bud light is so weak is like drinking water

Please don’t go into any more details moony!

ok yall weren't up at 1am the other day on here, long story short i posted somthing about reminding me to drink water tomorrow or somthing and then deleted it when i sobered up. Wait... i mean I've never been drunk

You’ve never heard that before? That’s a common saying around here lol.