The Chinese Wonton Bat flu # 57 is bustin out everywhere. There’s a reported world wide shortage of toilet paper goin on again. We got to recycle and plant some of them Charmin and White Cloud trees pronto.
Peoples resorted to using coffee filters and now they are reporting their first cup in the morning tastes like crap, and they are afraid they were not going to lose their sense of taste.
Ya can’t find any ammo anywhere, reloading supplies are harder to get than Bigfoot’s baptism pictures, folks cant find common ol 43-11 Mules Team BoRax.

What I’m wondering is what’s the country gonna do if we run out of Spam or Lance square Nabs.

Good God from home, We will have to get the Boss to activate the Tman Task Force of Miss Sharon, Leftlane, Savell and Jtrapper to solve this problem.

They made Boco an honorary member cause deep down he’s a southern redneck at heart.

Ya’ll keep them in your prayers if’n they get flung out there against the dark forces!

** I should have been more specific in the request fer prayers and such.....
It’s the dark forces that will be needin them prayers!!

Jeepers. Boco a southern redneck...... can 2020 get any worse ??

LOL.
I'd fit right in at the campfire-except for the Canuck accent.

I’m not going to be real worried until I hear there’s a moonshine shortage, then I know things are real.

Boco repeat after me aaa-yall

Gender identity issues are the worst

boco just tell them your from the U P of Michigan , :D, they say we talk like Canadian's