The sad part is she is a brunette. She is good for a few moments a year . One time she thought an emeu farm we drove by where giant turkeys. I also had her looking on line for the submarine race on a local lake I told her I would take her to lol . There is many more but today I asked her for some Beaver Dam tip ups for Christmas. I collect tip ups and those are some that I have not added to my collection yet. She asked me what I was going to do with a beaver when I caught it and where I was going to trap them at LOL. She's a great girl and I love her. Especially since she ordered me five

My wife and I were driving down a country road when I saw a cat stalking something in a grass field. I said "Look at that cat out there hunting."
My wife said "Nothing is in season now is it?"
After I laughed my head off, she informed me that by "cat" she thought I meant some guy.
We (at least I) still get a good chuckle out of that.

My wife had just got a new high dollar long range lens for her camera and I knew she was in town getting some shots of some old buildings so I called her to come to a local lake and take some pics of some Redheads that come in every year to this lake in the middle of town.
Well, she did. She got there and called me and said there was a couple of blondes walking around the lake and didn’t see any redheads!!!
I couldn’t laugh at her too much when I realized she was actually gonna take pics of another woman I said was “beautiful”! That also explained her attitude which quickly changed when I told her they were ducks...Redhead ducks!! She did agree after the shots that they were beautiful, lol!

That's great

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Gentleman, i'd be careful. I'm sure they have more crap on us then we do on them.At least m wife does.

Oh,do i tell you about the time she? Never mind,she just walked in the room.LOL. Sarge

I made 2 pizzas for dinner. Told my wife hers was on the left because I make mine very spicy. She comes back with "your left or my left" What , what, what! after some conversation I told her I couldn't answer that question! She was very PO'd. Another time she wanted to dig a pond on our rolling 50 acres. I told her no pond if we don't have a spring to feed it so it wont get stagnant. She wanted to dig the pond on a slope and put a pipe from the downslope side and run it over the pond and dump it into the up slope side! Welcome to my world!

It had been a long day and my wife was tired, I turned onto a dirt road and it was damp, I said "It rained here" . My wife replied "It's a plant" "WHAT?" My wife repeated "It's a plant." I asked her what she thought I had said and she replied "It's a reindeer". I remember this story every Christmas when I see the reindeer decorations.

My wife has had a few dandies over the years. We were moving one of my kids home from college and had my truck way over loaded with his stuff. We were ratchet strapping and bungee cording things down all over the place. We finally were about ready to head down the road and decided to give one last look at everything to make sure it was secure. I go around to the side my wife was working on and there it was - two bungee straps pulled tight and hooked to the holes in my back wheel. My son and I started laughing hysterically.
Wow! - talk about a long quiet ride home!

We installed a storm shelter in the back yard about 9 months ago. One of the last bad storms that blowed up from the gulf was supposed to hit the following evening. My wife says she will probably take the kids and spend the night at her parents house since they have a basement. She said other than that I don’t know what else to do. I said or we could use the storm shelter that is right in our backyard!!!! She says oh crap I forgot all about that! I told her she should be thankful that she has large boobs.