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Dad jokes #6971052
08/22/20 10:01 PM
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KYtrapper2005 Offline OP
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Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971067
08/22/20 10:12 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971074
08/22/20 10:17 PM
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Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain? He didn’t have the guts to do it


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971079
08/22/20 10:22 PM
08/22/20 10:22 PM
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What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and an old bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

Re: Dad jokes [Re: trappergirl04] #6971085
08/22/20 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by trappergirl04
What’s the difference between a crab with breast implants and an old bus stop? One is a busty crustacean and the other is a crusty bus station

Oh gosh


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971087
08/22/20 10:27 PM
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Why did the chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971089
08/22/20 10:29 PM
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Missouri
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda. It took me a while to work out that it was just a Fanta sea

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971120
08/22/20 10:53 PM
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Did you hear the story about the skunk?

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971129
08/22/20 10:58 PM
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No

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971132
08/22/20 10:59 PM
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Nevermind it stinks.

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6971134
08/22/20 10:59 PM
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Ha ha ha

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972248
08/24/20 07:00 AM
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How can you tell youve had an elephant in your fridge?

Toe prints in the jello.

(Dad really tells this joke)

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972249
08/24/20 07:01 AM
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How many giraffes can you get in a fridge?


None. Theres an elephant in there.

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6972253
08/24/20 07:03 AM
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When dad was younger, they asked him to join the 1st Armored Division in the Army. He said "No tanks."

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973375
08/25/20 01:06 PM
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What time of day did God create Adam? Just before Eve

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973726
08/25/20 07:09 PM
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What did Adam say to eve? "Its Christmas Eve"





Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #6973775
08/25/20 07:39 PM
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When did bill do the dentist? Tooth-hurty


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091787
12/15/20 11:50 PM
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Day 2 of bringing back posts


I ordered a chicken and an egg. I’ll let you know.


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091808
12/16/20 12:24 AM
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What’s blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint

Re: Dad jokes [Re: KYtrapper2005] #7091813
12/16/20 12:29 AM
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What’s orange ands sounds like a parrot? A carrot.


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
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