Line up for you shots boys.

After listening to both, I am convinced nobody really knows what will happen after mass vaccination. 80-85% of those with the virus have no symptoms. I think I will choose those odds for the short term at least.

What are the odds that multiple companies produced a vaccine all at the same exact time ?

I don't believe they share information do they ?

Is money the deciding factor for those who want to cross the finish line first ?

Kinda my thoughts too.

Just curious . Does anybody know what is in the vaccine ?

It genetically alters your genes to recognize the covid virus and fight it kind of like gmo grains

If infertility is the big side effect maybe I’ll change my mind and get it. 4 kids is enough lol sounds less painful than a vasectomy

I know nothing about it, but maybe they started with a prototype and each added his own special thing maybe like some ingredients must be froze harder than others. Little things for patent purposes. Its not like none of them had never made a flu vaccine or anything?

I am sure there would be a class of 60-70 year olds that would worry more about fertility than the odds of getting covid and dying. If you are worried wear boxers and not briefs, You shouldn't sleep on electric blankets either.

The vaccine is Trumps baby unless it goes bad of course, then he can always disown it.

Really? Which one was he the lead scientist on?

It was the one with chlorine I think !

With ED commercials on the airwaves about every other commercial now, it doesn't seem we need to worry about a vaccine causing "issues."

Well if the left gets the shot and the right doesn't can we out breed them over the next couple decades? Lol

Yep just get yourself an old straw, balloon, gum band and some compressed air and you are good to go no worries mate.

Seems the gays are breeding faster than any.

No telling what the long term side effects are gonna be guys.

It may be a delayed thing programmed into it and it will kill off males only in 3 months.. The females will be fine. All the smart, virile males that didn't take the shot will each have 300 wives, considering the wives or the covid don't kill you.