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What’s your answer #7168507
02/04/21 01:30 AM
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When the wife asks “how many beers have you had?”

I always say “two”, no matter what, my answer is always two...

She knows I’ve had at least 6 cause there’s six empty cans in the trash in the house and there’s another 6 in the trash in my fur shed, but the answer “two” always seems to work. She rolls her eyes and walks away lol..

I’ve got an awesome wife, I wouldn’t trade her for the world!

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168515
02/04/21 02:06 AM
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One, but it was a BIG one!!

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168518
02/04/21 02:11 AM
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Kentucky
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Two.......... *under the breath*!plus 10


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168520
02/04/21 02:32 AM
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Alaska and Washington State
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That's always the same answer the guys tell the police that pull them over on the television show Cops.


"My life is better than your vacation"
Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168524
02/04/21 02:34 AM
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Kentucky
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Cop: how much have you drank?
Guy: a couple beers
Cop: blow in this
Guy blows:
Cop: couple beers? Sir you just blew a .231.
Guy am I going to jail?


Trapping is what built North America, why take that away?


pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!
Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168580
02/04/21 07:01 AM
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Michigan
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first an last . that's all that counts laugh

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168642
02/04/21 08:34 AM
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Yes, the answer is always two, or is it too, as in too many?

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168644
02/04/21 08:36 AM
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You had two six packs.

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168678
02/04/21 09:09 AM
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Why you going to the store? better grab me a 12 pack!



Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168712
02/04/21 09:35 AM
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None...she dosent have to ask


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Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168810
02/04/21 10:56 AM
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What doe's it really matter, is she counting.


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Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168827
02/04/21 11:08 AM
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Answer: "just enough and no more" :-)


"Humans are the hardest people to get along with."
Dr. Phillip Snow
Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168846
02/04/21 11:16 AM
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I used to tell my ex it doesn't matter I am just gettin' started. It sounded witty at the time but she is my ex LOL


“What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.”
Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers


Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7168880
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I tell her i can’t tell her cause she’s not a monk!!! How bout it Rags!!!

Re: What’s your answer [Re: Getting There] #7168895
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Originally Posted by Getting There
What doe's it really matter, is she counting.


I think she’s just like a lot of women and likes to asks questions she doesn’t really want to know the answer too. The only time she tries to put a limit on my alcohol consumption is when I’m drinking whiskey and I can’t really blame her for that, I’ve been known to act a little foolish after to much crown

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7169011
02/04/21 01:44 PM
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Two used to be my answer too. Never mind that it was actually 18 or 20. Nobody knew the difference, cause nobody ever saw me sober so they thought that was just how I acted. Now I don’t drink at all


"I have two guns, one for each of ya."
Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7169017
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My wife nor children have ever seen me drink. Definitely proud of that too. Last drink was in 1993.

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7169022
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"None", as you're pouring another glass of crown royal on the rocks.

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7169023
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Iowa
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My wife brings them to me so she knows how many I've had. smile

Re: What’s your answer [Re: RFrame] #7169052
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I always say "I'm partying tonight so this will be #3" as in 3rd 6-pack.

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