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Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died #7176377 02/10/21 11:59 AM 02/10/21 11:59 AM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Buy them books and send em to school and your own kid can still do stoopid stuff like walk in front of the out gate where there is a 100% chance you will cross paths with your bull one last time. It is (in his defense) a great way to meet nurses, hot EMTs, and young xray techs who look good in scrubs LOL If he had gotten hurt it would not have been funny, but since he was fine we all still razz my kid about this day when he got freight trained by a high hookin' brindle who couldn't take a good spurrin! “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176395 02/10/21 12:12 PM 02/10/21 12:12 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,560 coastal ny G gcs trapper
gcs trapper G Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,560 coastal ny	It don't pay to be stupid unless you can prove it once in awhile.....

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176399 02/10/21 12:14 PM 02/10/21 12:14 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny U upstateNY trapper
upstateNY trapper U Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny	Horses are for ridin,,them things is for eatin. the wheels of the gods turn very slowly

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: gcs] #7176400 02/10/21 12:14 PM 02/10/21 12:14 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Originally Posted by gcs It don't pay to be stupid unless you can prove it once in awhile..... It's almost like you know my son and I! “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176401 02/10/21 12:15 PM 02/10/21 12:15 PM
Joined: Oct 2019 Posts: 2,874 Kentucky KYtrapper2005 trapper
KYtrapper2005 trapper Joined: Oct 2019 Posts: 2,874 Kentucky	The guy in the back ground is just waiting lol. Trapping is what built North America, why take that away? pro second amendment-- pro God-- pro Trump-- Pro America!

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: upstateNY] #7176404 02/10/21 12:18 PM 02/10/21 12:18 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Originally Posted by upstateNY Horses are for ridin,,them things is for eatin. Sounds like a good recipe to get fat and bored- gotta git out and live a little bud aka cowboy up “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176408 02/10/21 12:19 PM 02/10/21 12:19 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny U upstateNY trapper
upstateNY trapper U Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny	Originally Posted by Leftlane Originally Posted by upstateNY Horses are for ridin,,them things is for eatin. Sounds like a good recipe to get fat and bored- gotta git out and live a little bud aka cowboy up I had an ornary Angus run me up an apple tree once! Does that count? the wheels of the gods turn very slowly

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: upstateNY] #7176410 02/10/21 12:20 PM 02/10/21 12:20 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Originally Posted by upstateNY I had an ornary Angus run me up an apple tree once! Does that count? Only if he did it because you slapped him in the face “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176413 02/10/21 12:22 PM 02/10/21 12:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Bonus points if you slapped him with in 10 secs of someone sayin "look out that one is hooky" (that's how I prefer to score LOL) “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176415 02/10/21 12:24 PM 02/10/21 12:24 PM
Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny U upstateNY trapper
upstateNY trapper U Joined: Aug 2008 Posts: 16,279 ny	Originally Posted by Leftlane Originally Posted by upstateNY I had an ornary Angus run me up an apple tree once! Does that count? Only if he did it because you slapped him in the face I was horn wrastlin a White Face at the time,,and his angus buddy sneeked up behind me. the wheels of the gods turn very slowly

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176422 02/10/21 12:31 PM 02/10/21 12:31 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	LMAO- ok you can still claim to be an honorary Texican! “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176439 02/10/21 12:44 PM 02/10/21 12:44 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Either I am a good sire or one heck of a coach. I also taught my son that gittin off yer bronc onto a pickup man's horse was only for sissies and guys named Billy Etbaur b/c Little Billy Etbaur could still spur the rankest bronc at the NFR every year even after he got old and brittle. My boy made every attempt to perfect my standard dismount procedure (see photo) and it sure made me proud. I knew the day someone took this picture that he was actually going to better than I ever was (at meetin' nurses) “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176440 02/10/21 12:45 PM 02/10/21 12:45 PM
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,408 South Ga - Almost Florida S Swamp Wolf trapper
Swamp Wolf trapper S Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,408 South Ga - Almost Florida	Heck with that hobby. Hurts me to watch bull ridin' on TV.. Thank God For Your Blessings! Never Half-Arse Anything! Resource Protection Service

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176441 02/10/21 12:46 PM 02/10/21 12:46 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	That's the covid talkin Flash “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176443 02/10/21 12:47 PM 02/10/21 12:47 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	Or maybe you have low T “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176446 02/10/21 12:48 PM 02/10/21 12:48 PM
Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,408 South Ga - Almost Florida S Swamp Wolf trapper
Swamp Wolf trapper S Joined: Apr 2009 Posts: 12,408 South Ga - Almost Florida	Originally Posted by Leftlane Or maybe you have low T Yep...could be both, esp at my age... Thank God For Your Blessings! Never Half-Arse Anything! Resource Protection Service

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176452 02/10/21 12:51 PM 02/10/21 12:51 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	I have never been officially tested but I have a good hand full of neighbors who ring me up when a bull they are scared of ex-scapes or better yet is locked in gladiator style combat with another bull they are scared of. The day I let them down I might worry I have low T but until then I never have to worry. I either have lots of testosterone or the worlds tiniest brain and it works out fairly well for me most of the time. At other times, I am given the opportunity to harass low key hot EMTs, lady doctors of all ages, nurses (both RN and LPN), xray techs that look like angels, and a few orderlies that I do NOT suspect of being transgender (it is sooo stinkin hard to tell nowadays- especially 3rd shifters b/c they have all day to do their makeup and their nails and show up lookin better than some gal in a mini skirt hitch hikin after the bars close down.) “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176460 02/10/21 01:06 PM 02/10/21 01:06 PM
Joined: May 2018 Posts: 10,930 SW Georgia W Wanna Be trapper
Wanna Be trapper W Joined: May 2018 Posts: 10,930 SW Georgia	An ole bull rider went to Kansas turkey hunting with my son and I one year. We came across the pasture with a big ole bull lying down in it. He told my son, who was 16 at the time, that he’d give him $20 if he’d sneak out there and slap that bull. I knew my son was a sucker for a dare, but didn’t think he had it in him. This bull was huge. Well, $20 was too much to pass up, so he did it. We were all amazed at the speed of a bull that had been snoozing just fine before being slapped. We were quite impressed with the speed of my son as well. He was screaming the entire way back to hold the top wire down because that bull was gaining ground on him, lol. He “supermanned” over that fence and my buddy and I were praying to God above that that bull would stop!! Thankfully he did but wasn’t happy about it. Last edited by Wanna Be; 02/10/21 01:11 PM.

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176468 02/10/21 01:11 PM 02/10/21 01:11 PM
Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas Leftlane OP "HOSS"
Leftlane OP "HOSS" Joined: Dec 2009 Posts: 20,337 The Hill Country of Texas	4 legs are faster than 2 legs but only when runnin in a straight line. If you got enough bull savy in ya, one little step to the side will save your skeletal structure for another day. If your evening entertainment would not be complete w/o meeting a pile of nurses, I recommend runnin straight and letting him get on top of you like my boy did in the original picture. Great story BTW Wanna Be Slappin' bulls works great but if ya really have a thing for nurses, hot EMTs, or mega cute X-ray technicians this is the proper way to get off the bounty bull on an given Sat night in Texas. It basically works 100% of the time. “What’s good for me may not be good for the weak minded.” Captain Gus McCrae- Texas Rangers

Re: Run Forrest Run- the day my kid nearly died [Re: Leftlane] #7176477 02/10/21 01:22 PM 02/10/21 01:22 PM
Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,734 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes T Trapper7 trapper
Trapper7 trapper T Joined: Dec 2006 Posts: 15,734 MN, Land of 10,000 Lakes	A rodeo clown's job can't be fun either. The difference between animals and humans is that animals would never let the dumbest ones lead the pack.

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