Re: May - Memes
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A chicken farmer went to the local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne".
"What a coincidence" said the farmer, who added. "It is a special day for me…I'm celebrating".
"It is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,” said the woman.
“What a coincidence," said the farmer.
While they toasted, the man asked. “What are you celebrating"?
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant".
"What a coincidence," said the man. “ I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs."
"This is awesome" said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?"
”I used a different rooster” the farmer said.
The woman smiled and said. "What a coincidence."
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Thoughtfulness overcomes rudeness again…
I know I shouldn’t have done this, but I am 83 years old and I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn and started mouthing something because I was taking too long to place my order. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too. Now she has to go back to the end of the line and start all over again!!
Free people are not equal. Equal people are not free. What's supposed to be ain't always is. Hopper Hunter
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Re: May - Memes
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