A guy from Kansas is driving across the Texas panhandle near Amarillo when he sees a beautiful horse grazing near the road.
He stops his pickup and goes over to the fence and starts talking to the horse and she comes over to the fence where he can pet her.
He sees a man on a tractor across the field and walks over to him and an older meskin man gets off the tractor.
He introduces himself and inquires about the beautiful mare.

Is that your mare ?
Si Senor, che is mine
Will you sell her to me ?
Well che no looky too good right now.
She looks fine to me.
Well right now che no looky too good.

The man makes a deal and buys the mare, calls a friend of his in Amarillo and borrows a trailer, the old man puts a halter on the mare and loads her in a trailer and the man is on his way.
Two days later the man comes back with the mare.

Hey, old man this mare is blind and can't see.

The old man says, well dats what I was telling jou, she no looky too good right now.

LOL

Wasn't me, my butt don't fit horses! lol

That'll teach a guy to listen, that's funny.