So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious. 😂. Imagine if you can that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat?
Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat!
Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “
My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!”
Dad: 🤔 “OK!! “
My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “
Dad: “Your supper is in the catfood bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”
My son in the corner looking bewildered!
Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”??
My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “
My son: “What??? “ 😳
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice!”
My son: “What???”
Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”
My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy!”
Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”
End of story!

Of course that is how rational people think. The problem is, we've allowed a generation to develop that dies not value rational thought.

Haha!! I love it !!

These younguns around here knows what daddy does to animals.

Even the dog gets told almost daily, "you're replaceable".

Been clamoring for this all along!

That was a good one.

Sorta like during the summer when my boys said it was hot in the house. I kicked them outside in their skivvies and locked the doors for 30 minutes. After getting skeeter bit and sweating they decided it wasn’t as hot inside as they thought.
You’d think after the Summer lesson, they’d learn, but NOPE I have boys. During the Winter while running around the house in their skivvies again, they complained it was cold in the house. Out the door that went. Only 15 minutes this time because it was in the 30’s that night. They were shaking so bad when they came back in I could barely understand what they were saying, something about it’s not cold in the house anymore.
All kids want to be something they’re not. Heck I wanted to be Superman and fly when I was a kid, but I knew I wasn’t Superman when I jumped off the roof of the house with a cape around my neck and hit the deck quite hard. What made it worse was momma got the switch after me for being stupid!

I usually sit on the rod of the house...never thought about jumping! Lol

Come on man, I had a cape and everything. When the first time didn’t work, I tried making a parachute out of a sheet…that didn’t work either and yeah, for another switching and a sprained ankle.

Rod of the house?????

Thank you for sharing,Rags.

I learned about "furries" on an episode of Cheaters.lol

Wanna be, I learned the same lesson. Was about 3-4 an superman was on TV on Saturday. Asked mom why he could fly and she said it was the cape. I thought about it awhile and the next day asked for a cape. Mom pinned a towel to my collar with clothes pins. I climbed up on the bar of my swings that went across the upside down v of the legs and dove off. I didnt get a switching I just lay there trying to breathe. That bar musta been 4 feet off the ground. Took awhile and some effort to get up on it. Mom hadnt seen me. After a few months (seemed like) I caught my breath and staggered back in the house. My dear mother began laughing when I told her I couldn't fly even with a cape. Saiod superman is a TV show and not real. you ought to know that by now. I knew it then, I aint ever forget it either.