Sounds like a Yogi Berra quote!

How about this, "You wait till your father gets home"!

Certainly heard that one more than once HOWEVER while she cared deeply for each of her kids. My Mother was not one to shy away from doing what was going to be done sooner or later She took care of it if is was needed and made sure the problem was paseed on to anyone else that needed to know

Mike Tyson; "Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face".

Change is life, growth is optional

For poor spellers like myself. Quote: Andrew Jackson, It is a dam poor mind that can’t think of two ways to spell a word!!!

I see all this potential and I see squandering. An entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy crap we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very ticked off.

Tyler Durden (cleaned up)

"Only the weak blame parents, their race, their times, lack of good fortune, or the quirks of fate. Everyone has it within his power to say, this I am today, that I shall be tomorrow. The wish, however, must be implemented by deeds."

Louis L'Amour The Walking Drum

“Youth is wasted on the young” and

“I’m too drunk to taste this chicken”- The late, great, Colonel Sanders

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

I like this one.

Probably the best one yet, Boco.

“The more you know and understand, the easier life is.”

Acidophilus

“Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”

Pliny the Elder

“When you come to a fork in the road, rake it.”

Yogi Berra

"The point to be driven home is that if your constitutional rights are to remain secure, You have to be careful to protect the rights of people you despise." —Sen. Daniel Patrick Moynihan, D-New York

"I can't eat on an empty stomach!"

Old Hank Nowak, a marine, told me this when his wife sent me to the VFW to get him for supper. So I bellied up with him and joined in drinking.