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Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775314
01/18/23 07:24 AM
01/18/23 07:24 AM
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Ohio, Old fart to some.
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Give everyone 5 million dollars......


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I used to have superpowers… but a therapist took them away.

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
Re: If you were President [Re: Wolfdog91] #7775323
01/18/23 07:36 AM
01/18/23 07:36 AM
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Eastern Shore of Maryland
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Originally Posted by Wolfdog91
First gonna bring back actual comedy, blazing saddles cheech and Chong , Dave Chappelle is gonna be like the vice president or something. Gonna give Alex Jones his own little death squad and probably have jo Rogan doing something. Public execution of career politicians . Mandatory financial education in school must be a class you have to pass. See if we can get a deal with mexico to trade them one or two of their hard working hands for every one of our dead beats. Just legalize weed already . O and give everyone $300 one time for reparations or whatever. Eveyone white black Italian Russian whatever you get 300 bones and clean slate. O and I guess take over some country in God forsaken-stan so we have some cheap oil . O and get on TV and say stuff that makes EVEYONE upset common enemy and all that.


You have a bright future ahead young man. lol


-Goofy
Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775384
01/18/23 09:16 AM
01/18/23 09:16 AM
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Well now. The first order of business would be to covertly send assets into Mexico and develop a list of cartel upper echelon individuals. Then locate their stash houses and caves in which they hide their weapons caches. While this task is occurring, I would send our military to our southern border to STOP the invasion. Kill any and all cartel turds leading the invaders to the border. The ultimate goal will be to kill any and all Cartel members, leader and foot soldiers. Destroy their weapons, their means of communication and blast them into oblivion. Wipe out their corrupt govt and that includes any US sympathizers, including those within our own corrupt govt and any civilians profiting off of the flow of invaders and the drugs they are bringing here. Capture George Soros and if the Russians still want to serve their outstanding warrant for his arrest. let them have his sorry butt. with the caveat that they must publicly execute him and televise it. Otherwise, we just strip him down to his wrinkled shell and stone him. He isnt worth a good bullet. The next step would be to do the same with the Clintons.

Assemble as many citizens as possible to begin rounding up all of the invaders currently living free off of our tax dollars and load them into military transport aircraft, strap on a static line parachute and drop them over mexico city.

more to follow

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775401
01/18/23 09:38 AM
01/18/23 09:38 AM
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War with Mexico. What a good idea. Then extend the war on poverty to survivors. That WILL protect Americans from theirselves


Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775402
01/18/23 09:39 AM
01/18/23 09:39 AM
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Start building refineries.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775420
01/18/23 10:02 AM
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Outlaw jogging pants in public.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775458
01/18/23 10:50 AM
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the next order of business is to boot all Chinese and foreign students from enemy states. My amnesty law would be, if you can speak english fluently, you can stay. Those being deported will be allowed to work but whatever the law is in their country for non citizens working or owning property, the same shall apply to them here.

Enacting term limits and strictly holding those elected accountable. if you are corrupt, you will be removed and punished harshly. Restore law and order. That crap in 2020 with lawless turds claiming and holding specific areas. That aint gonna fly folks. These tent cities are from influx of illicit drugs into this country via Mexico and coming from China. They arent there solely due to joblessness. There are more help wanted and WE are HIRING signs currently in business windows than there are syringes on the streets of LA, SF, San Diego and New York City. Offer these poor lost souls help and strongly encourage their adherence to accepting the help. If they refuse, static chute over Mexico City. they can sleep on the streets there.

Now, clean these cities like they once were. Now, while all of the above is taking place, we end this overseas production of american goods, Bring those jobs back to the USA, Good paying jobs with benefits. End the federal income tax but put in place a national sales tax not to exceed 6 percent, evah!!!!!!

The national anthem will play in every school in AMerica, period!! If you refuse to stand for those who have given their life for your sorry butt, you will be dealt with accordingly.

Follow our constitution as it is written and was intended. Freedom of speech nor our right to own firearms shall be trampled, this a must for this country. Follow the Israeli protocol for idiots committing acts of domestic terrorism. Follow their protocol for securing the southern border. It works very well when the consequences arent worth the risk.

Last edited by Sheepdog1; 01/18/23 10:54 AM. Reason: change a sentence
Re: If you were President [Re: Sheepdog1] #7775500
01/18/23 11:44 AM
01/18/23 11:44 AM
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Eastern Shore of Maryland
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Daggone! You gotten soft on us.

What have you done with the real Sheepdog1?


-Goofy
Re: If you were President [Re: Cope23] #7775513
01/18/23 12:06 PM
01/18/23 12:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Cope23
Outlaw jogging pants in public.


Maybe at least put a weight limit on them.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775522
01/18/23 12:19 PM
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Hobbie, I am trying to be a kinder, gentler person.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775532
01/18/23 12:41 PM
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Not standing for the Anthem is in my book despicable.

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If you refuse to stand for those who have given their life for your sorry butt, you will be dealt with accordingly.


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Follow our constitution as it is written and was intended. Freedom of speech


I am trying to put those two things together and I cant do it.

Standing up for the first amendment means people will make religious choices, political choices, and speech you don't like.


Those who would give up essential liberty, to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775577
01/18/23 01:39 PM
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I wouldn't be interested in the job of President; I kind of like the idea of being the King though.


"My life is better than your vacation"
Re: If you were President [Re: Sheepdog1] #7775659
01/18/23 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheepdog1
Hobbie, I am trying to be a kinder, gentler person.



I knew Sheepdog would have the solution .

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775679
01/18/23 03:32 PM
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I believe your thinking about yoga pants not jogging pants...jogging pants are loose and the other is skin tight.


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Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775720
01/18/23 04:24 PM
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President bound by laws or just what we’d do if we could do whatever we want? Here’s a partial list:


1) Let’s start by making it possible for citizens to understand what’s actually taking place, in other words simplify things. Too often bills are long and complicated, and the average person can’t grasp what’s actually being passed. This is how we’re taken advantage of without even knowing it.See the rest of this one below, because it’s important.

2) Secure our borders for crying out loud. Fix the “broken” system so that people that want to become citizens can actually complete the process in a timely manner, and the ones that want to enter illegally and those that would hire illegals are actually held accountable. We need a border wall. If walls and secure fences didn’t work, they wouldn’t be used to protect sensitive areas or to keep dangerous inmates from escaping into society. We don’t know who or what is actually enters our country.

3) Bring our jobs, production, and seafood back to the USA. Quit selling out the American people so that foreigners get jobs. When the Greatest Nation in the history of the world stands still while we wait on electronic chips and medicine from Asia, and our factories are moved overseas because over regulation or any other reason makes more business sense to move factories overseas, there’s a problem—-a huge one. Same for seafood. Why is it that Chinese crawfish are on the front shelves in stores and Louisiana crawfish are available upon request? I am 100% in support of being able to import products, but It should be a level playing field at a minimum. Foreign products and their price shouldn’t have an advantage over domestic seafood and products.


4) Term limits. No one should make a lifelong career out of a position. They need to live under the laws they create.


5) Reduce or eliminate the majority of foreign aid. Until our own country and future is secure, we have no business spending money we don’t have on other country’s projects.


6) Revisit electronic surveillance policies of US citizens, essentially the things Snowden exposed. I am not saying that security should be ignored, but American’s privacy must be ensured. If they’re not a citizen, it’s fair game, but if they’re Americans, they’re not supposed to be spied on. That’s not just government spying, but also advertising, google, etc.

7) Make it so that bills and laws are handled individually. No more making it so that lawmakers have to vote on something they know is bad just so that they can get something they know is good. Should be on a bill by bill basis. By not making bills overly complicated, this should be easier (see #1).


8) Stop overtaxing people. Simplify the tax code.

9) Stop trying to get away from fossil fuels until an alternative has been proven to be as affordable and as reliable.


Is there really an end to what needs to be done? The list would never end.







#1, continued: When bills and laws are written in legalese, it takes an attorney to understand what’s being said, and that’s part of why people don’t know what’s actually happening—-they don’t understand. Lawyers are able to write things in such a way that it goes right over the heads of people. Even if someone is intelligent, they have to slowly read word by word trying to make sure that what they think they’re reading is what they’re actually reading. It shouldn’t be that way.

I realize that legalese needs to be used to cover the bases, or someone’s lawyer will loophole it. I get that. What I am saying is that there should be a plain English, easy to fully understand version of the bill and law every time they try to introduce one.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775736
01/18/23 04:43 PM
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The truth is, this country will never unite again, at least not when I am still around. Our elected and their paying contributors have shoved us off of a cliff. Its gonna be a loud thud when we reach terminal velocity and meet the fast approaching reality. China owns this continent. They own the Bidens, and most of the other idiots that have been in office more than 8 years at the federal level. Not all, but most.

Re: If you were President [Re: HobbieTrapper] #7775807
01/18/23 06:24 PM
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Only legal migrants, term limits, make nato pay their share , young people would have to serve one year helping their neighborhood, stop sticking our nose in other countries wars, housing and medical care for the elderly, bring back the death penalty, lower the cost of education, if you are able to work you work no handouts, if you talk politics from the pulpit you are no longer tax status, pass a law that if you are born a man or a woman that's what you are. PS bring back coonman. lol

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