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A good one!!! #7772946
01/15/23 04:09 PM
01/15/23 04:09 PM
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Minnesota
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Before he died, Billy Graham was returning to Charlotte after a speaking engagement and when his plane arrived there was a limousine waiting to transport him to his home. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver .

"You know," he said, "I am 87 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?"The driver said, "No problem. Be my guest!"

Billy gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap.The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and he got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure.

The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down, he was surprised to see who was driving.
He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor.

He told the supervisor, "I know we are supposed to enforce the law, but I also know that important people are given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person."

The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said, "No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important than that."

The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"

The young trooper said, "I think it's Jesus, because he's got Billy Graham for a chauffeur!"


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Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7772948
01/15/23 04:11 PM
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I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think, I'd tap that. I wonder about things.....
Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7772952
01/15/23 04:13 PM
01/15/23 04:13 PM
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MI
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That is a dandy!

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7772964
01/15/23 04:21 PM
01/15/23 04:21 PM
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eastern WV
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good one!

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773019
01/15/23 05:42 PM
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NYSTA, NTA, FTA, life member Erie county trappers assn.,life member Catt.county trappers
Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773109
01/15/23 07:09 PM
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Good one

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773113
01/15/23 07:14 PM
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Lol!!

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773121
01/15/23 07:21 PM
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Maine, Aroostook
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Lol, good one.

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773129
01/15/23 07:29 PM
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Lol...gooden

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773310
01/15/23 10:25 PM
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smile
Mr. Graham was a gift.
God bless.

(and that was a cute story) smile
Thanks

Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773312
01/15/23 10:28 PM
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Let me sugar coat this
Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7773366
01/15/23 11:21 PM
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Re: A good one!!! [Re: Crowfoot] #7773846
01/16/23 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Crowfoot
smile
Mr. Graham was a gift.
God bless.

(and that was a cute story) smile
Thanks

Yes to both of your comments. grin


Must be nice to eat ice cream as fast as you want and not have to worry about brain freeze.
Re: A good one!!! [Re: 330-Trapper] #7775817
01/18/23 06:40 PM
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Missouri
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Made my day!

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