We've become pros at writing animal adoption posts. With the adorableness we encounter daily, we have tons of material. Sometimes we can sugar coat the less than desirable traits like- prefers to be an only child. This one stumps us though. We don't actually have too many nice things to say so we're just going to come out with it.

Meet Ralphie. At first glance, he's an adorable highly sought after, young dog. People should be banging down our doors for him. We promise you, that won't be the case. Ralphie is a terror in a somewhat small package. What could go wrong with a 26lb dog, right? We're sure you're thinking: my ankles will be just fine. We'd caution- proceed at your own risk.

Our best guess is that Ralphie's cute face got him whatever he wanted and boundaries are something he heard people talk about, but they didn't apply to him. His first owners took him to board and train, but their relationship was built on the premise that Ralphie was the boss so things ended abruptly. He was rehomed. Two weeks into this new home and he was surrendered to us because "annoys our older dog". What they actually meant was: Ralphie is a fire-breathing demon and will eat our dog, but hey, he's only 26lbs.

Lots of people withheld Ralphie's less than desirable traits, but we're going to tell you all about it. He's a whole jerk- not even half. Everything belongs to him. If you dare test his ability to possess THE things, wrath will ensue. If you show a moment of weakness, prepare to be exploited. Sounds fun, huh?

The ideal home for Ralphie is the Mother of Dragons, or an adult home free of other animals, with an owner who will lead him calmly and sternly- putting up with zero crap. On the bright side, Ralphie's previous trainer will provide his new adopters with the training tools they believe he needs to be successful in a home.

Serious inquiries only. No, we will not make exceptions. No takesy backsies (kidding, obviously).

Give us a call , if you're that crazy.

What breed or ?.

Not sure. Looks to have a bit of Boston Terrier in it..

LOL, Sure ain't a Beagle! Good luck. Might consider deleting that pic before a perspective taker see's it! LOL

heard a very true statement the other day

People believe in equality , dogs your top or your not!

when your dog doesn't see you as the top , you have the start to a lot of problems.

Sounds like a JRT or Jagd

That little "beast" would have a rude awakening around my place

That’s a French bulldog!

French Bulldog

One ugly mutt

If its a French bull dog it will surrender pretty quick when it sees a real dog

Looks just like Tighe, from the old shoe ad's! You gotta be old to remember that one.

Congrats! Your dog's pic is on yahoo news.