Recently saw this new "Plan"

Medicare Part G

Say you are an older senior citizen who can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says no Nursing Home care is available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician*. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life, receiving three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!
As an added bonus, your kids can visit you at least as often as they do now!

Who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they couldn’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!
Is this a great country or what?
Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem enjoy the rest of your week.

*FYI: Some folks are already complaining that you are limited to only one politician

I have Plan G and am 76. Where do I get my free gun?

Will I be assigned a politician or can I pick my own? Will I still be able to vote in prison? If so, how many times per election?

not a bad plan, better n hope

Lol

with the price of ammo they probably will give you a hammer

Win win situation