I know how you feel about us new generation soy boys, but wanted to get your perspective. Today on my lunch hour I bought my boy a fishing license since he wants to go out with his friends and leave me back at the house like an old women. He's a soy boy too but has worked since he was 14 so he offered to pay me back. I couldn't figure out what the right thing to do was so I was hoping for your guidance?

Again this is sarcasm for those who don't read between the lines well. I'll stop ribbing after while.

your the soylent green boy...

We'll use your remains to fuel the next generation
. Have a good night.