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The "One Liner" joke thread #7885821
06/16/23 04:49 PM
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Fredonia, PA.
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I'll start:

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left him!


I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885822
06/16/23 04:52 PM
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Fingerlakes New York
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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me


The beauty of the second amendment is it wont be needed until they try to take it. -Thomas Jefferson
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885824
06/16/23 04:55 PM
06/16/23 04:55 PM
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Omro, Wisconsin
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What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn't matter he won't come anyway


In youth we learn, In age we Understand.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885827
06/16/23 05:01 PM
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Champaign County, Ohio.
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Did you hear about the gay midget. He came out of the cabinet.

Keith

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885828
06/16/23 05:02 PM
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Champaign County, Ohio.
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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

Keith

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885830
06/16/23 05:05 PM
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Champaign County, Ohio.
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Did you hear they arrested the devil? He was arrested for possession.

Keith

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885831
06/16/23 05:05 PM
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How do you get down off an Elephant?

You don't get down off an Elephant. You get down off a Goose.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885834
06/16/23 05:06 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asked, why the long face?



A baby seal walked into a club. whistle



Charlie grin


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885835
06/16/23 05:09 PM
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Nebraska, Dawson County
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Nancy Pelosi walked into a bar with a toad on her shoulder.

When the bartender asked, where'd you get that, the toad said it started out as a wart on my butt.


Charlie


Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.

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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: chas3457] #7885841
06/16/23 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by chas3457
A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender asked, why the long face?



A baby seal walked into a club. whistle



Charlie grin

grin


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Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885860
06/16/23 06:23 PM
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What kind of bees make milk?


Boobies

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Marathon] #7885863
06/16/23 06:24 PM
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Fredonia, PA.
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Originally Posted by Marathon
What kind of bees make milk?


Boobies

grin


I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885865
06/16/23 06:31 PM
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather… Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


I BELIEVE IN MY GOD, MY COUNTRY AND IN MYSELF.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885871
06/16/23 06:43 PM
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An Irishman walks out of a bar!


"I'm an old dog, and these are all new tricks!"
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885873
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Did you hear about the newfie that went ice fishing?

He caughr 200 lbs of ice and his wife drowned cooking it.


Forget that fear of gravity-get a little savagery in your life.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885877
06/16/23 06:53 PM
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I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. But I can stop anytime I want.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885920
06/16/23 07:40 PM
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My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days?

I told him it must be my weekend immune system.

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885937
06/16/23 07:56 PM
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Did you hear about the Indian that drank to much iced tea? He drowned in his tepee

Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885942
06/16/23 08:02 PM
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did you hear about the plastic surgeon that hung himself???


The only place you find free cheese is in a mousetrap !
Re: The "One Liner" joke thread [Re: Finster] #7885944
06/16/23 08:03 PM
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I went to bed ,and dreamt about tail pipes and mufflers..

I woke up exhausted


It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees.
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