I never knew what happiness was until I got married and then it was to late.

That, my friend, is why I never tell jokes. I screw them up more often than not.
That being said, that joke works just as well the way you told it, given the absolute corny nature of it,
You may have actually made that horrible joke better in my opinion.

Do you know difference between sexl and ham sandwich?

Want to go to lunch?

What do you call two Irishmen at a funeral?

One less drunk

Joe biden

What did Helen Keller say as she walked by thy fish market?

Mornin lady's!!

What did Helen Keller say as she walked by thy fish market?

Mornin lady's!!

You're welcome.

Keith

kamalla said, "So what if biden doesn't know what Armageddon means? It's not the end of the world."

Keith

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but just like most liberals, none of them work.

Keith

obama told Michelle that he drew his eyebrows on too high, because Michelle seemed surprised.

Keith

When offered 5 million by Burisma, hunter biden said I'll take crack and that.

Keith

On weekends, hillary likes to hang out all her old friends, like jeffrey epstein.

Keith

biden makes multiple trips, every time he flies.

I'm proud of this one I just thought of. I think it may get a lot of use. I need to get my little brother to make a meme of it.

Keith

When biden stumbled over and started playing with one of his grandaughter's toys, his handler exasperatedly told him "No, I said it's time for Xi on the phone."

I think this one I just wrote might be better. You guys are getting it first.

Keith

If you let the clinton's know you have some dirt on them, you might get to hang around.

Keith

Did you hear about the lady who got fired from the Tickle Me Elmo, assembly line, on her first day. She misunderstood her bosses instruction to give him 2 test tickles.

Keith

The Ukanians are trying to use old German blitzkrieg tactics against russia. They are hoping to get putin on the blitz.

I like this one I just made too.

Keith

The old trapper asked his buddy to "Smell this." His buddy replied "That smells like crap!" The old trapper replied "Ya! But what should I add to it?.

My first ever trapping joke.

Keith