What did the disappointed blonde say after her date with the First Nations Canadadian? "That's not what I thought you meant when you said we were going clubbing."

Does this new joke of mine get your seal of approval, or should I take another crack at it, because it was a swing and a miss.

Keith

What did the 1800s trapper say when he caught the Indian stealing his trap? "Leave it Two Beaver."

I think I did good on this one too.

Keith

Do you know why animal rights whackos don't like seeing what was caught with Dobbins's fine line of products? They don't like lured dead photos.

Keith

What did the Sheriff say to the condom?
Cover Me I'm going in.

Did you hear that the words "pig castrator" are no longer classified in the English language as an adjective followed by a noun? Together, they are now classified as pronoun, that can represent anything.

Keith

Did you know that the proper, long form of "set and match", as used in tennis and board games, is "blue bucket set and match"?

Keith

To show his appreciation of trudeaus's governance of Canada, Boco is making him a chocolate bear, frost scraped icing, cake.

Keith

Did you know that Blaine County despises President Trump so much, he no longer uses trumped up evidence to win his cases?

Keith

Most of you probably remember the old kids joke that goes:

Kid 1 – “There’s a dead skunk in the middle of the road, I one it.”

Kid 2 – “I two it.”

Kid 3 – “I three it.”

Kid 1 – “I four it.”

Kid 2 – “I five it.”

Kid 3 – “I six it.”

Kid 1 – “I seven it.”

Kid 2 -- "I eight it."

Kid 1-- "Ewww, you ate it."

Lawdog never could never get into the flow of that joke, because he always answered "I quilled it."

Keith

Sorry,, not a one liner. A trappers nursery rhyme by KeithC.

Hay, dirthole, dirthole,
Bobcat in the middle,
The coyote howled at the moon,
The lure dog whizzed,
To mark the spot.
And I've got to get skinning soon.

Keith

Did you know that Wismiss has her own line of traps out? They come in a complete package, ready to use. You just tear one corner off. Pour the trap in hot water and sprinkle the enclosed marshmallows on top for bait.

Keith

Did you know that before Scott was 330-Trapper on Trapperman, he had a hip hop record album, where he styled himself Free Firty Rapper?

Keith

Fur prices are so low, that some trappers are getting skinned themselves.

Keith

Did you know that when Sharon travels and finds obstacles in her path, she just likes to horse around.

Keith

Did you here that when Satan was arrested for possession, he hired Boco to be his advocate, because none other was more well practiced.

Keith

Did you know, Danny Clifton doesn't want his credit card to be authorized for a higher limit because Danny hates authority?

Keith

(Barump bump!)

Did you know Hobbie Trapper always has really good attendance at his gigs? He really knows how to trap his audience.

Keith

Did you know that BigBob's beagles are in such good shape, that they ran down the Energizer Bunny? Poor Bob has been picking white stuffing out of his teeth for a week now.

Bob's suffering from horrific acid reflux too.

Keith

Did you know that Nessmuck bakes so much bread, that New Hampshire now has a hotter ambient temperature than Florida?

Nessmuck collects so much cast iron, that New Hampshire is now magnetic North.

Keith