Evidently my buddys wife and my wife went to lunch today. When she came home she asked me did you really do that?? Then she told me what Debbie told her that Dave my Buddy told about. Let me clarify what I did. When I was working Underground we used to drop on Friday and come back up Sunday Night or Monday Morning. Well, I had a fire Boss that used to go around and eat my lunches and then leave. I would come back to the Power center and no food for two and a half days. I cured him. The next weekend we had to work I fixed Two Lunches. One I hid and the other I left on the Power center in my normal Roof Bolt Bucket that I used for a Lunch Box. That Lunch was Alpo and Cat food Sandwiches complete with Cheese Mustard lettuce and Tomatoes. When I got back to the Power Center with my crew to eat the Fire Boss made a smart comment about how my wife could not cook. I replied that My lunch my wife made me is over here. What you ate were Alpo and friskie sandwiches that I made just for you!!! Never again did he touch my lunches. My wife thinks that was Horrible and I think it was just a way to teach someone a lesson.

I think he's lucky he didn't get lost in the bottom of that coal mine.

WTG!

Should have added an Ex-Lax candy bar for desert!

shoot that is even edible

when my wife worked for the phone company they had a break area with a couple fridges there was one guy who would stop off and buy a big mikes super subs sub sandwich for his lunch , they worked 2nd shift.

the guy would mark his name on it even , well it got stolen a few too many times and he treated the sub with a heathy dose of laxatives

they knew who ate it when he left work crapping him self

I might have bought some ham let it get slimy then a day or two after it was good and slimy in the fridge the mix it with some fresh ham and add some extra mustard


I accidentally gave my oldest daughter the previous weeks ham on a Friday for her lunch in high school I didn't realize we were out of that weeks ham (we shop Saturday) and I was rushing to get kids out the door in the morning before work , coming out both ends her teacher had the office call me and bring fresh cloths and take her home for the day.
luckily she made it to the bathroom before the explosion and the teacher came to check on her

it takes about 45 minutes to an hour to work but explosive.

and I like her it was a total accident.

I see nothing wrong with fixing up a lunch thief. Done it to several at my job over the years.

DANG!!! I never thought of that one!!!

I like to add something with lots of pepper to induce sneezing too.

Great Stuff

LOL I had a huge snake curled up in my lunch box one day waiting for a sammich theif that happened to be deathly afraid of snakes.No ones sammiches ever went missing after that.

When I worked in the Iron mine, if you touched another mans lunch or any other personnel property it was grounds for dismissal . Union wouldnt step in.

Some B12 sprinkled on top....baby laxative

I made sandwich with mouse in center covered with lettuce, worked great

Nice

I told the guy that I thought he would like it. My Dog does!!!

Much more friendly than I would be. I'm moelre inclined to have mixed in some human scat with laxatives and enough ok tasting spices and such to be sure they took more than a few bites. But I have no tolerance for theft.

peanut butter and red grease sandwich

My grandpa always told the story about when he worked underground shoveling belt there was one particular Foreman that would walk up behind him and reach over his should, extract his pouch of chew from his chest pocket, and proceed to help himself to a chew. The way my grandpa cured him was he took an empty tobacco poke and for a week picked up every discarded chew he found along the belt line and put it in that poke. When he had a fairly full poke he staged it in his shirt pocket for the foreman to snatch which later in the shift he did and helped himself to a chew and walked away. Later on in the shift he confronted my grandpa about the chew was kind of stale. My grandpa let him know that he had picked up discarded chews for a week that was what the foreman had chewed. Needless to say he never helped himself again.
In my short couple years in mining the incident you mentioned about eating others lunches happened often which led to alot of interesting substitutes. One that sticks out was substituting dog jerky treats for deer jerky.

My dad had the same problem but didn’t know who it was. He had my mom bake a beautiful chocolate cake with as much ex-lax as she could get in it and brought it to work and put it in the fridge. Then he went around to every bathroom at the mine and removed every single roll of toilet paper from them. The cake went missing, and oddly enough that was the last time food was stolen from the break room fridge lol