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Dear Abby.. #7947579
09/09/23 11:33 PM
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Gary Benson Offline OP
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I had to get up to pee 4 times last night. What should I do?
Please don't say less Busch Light.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947590
09/10/23 12:19 AM
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You should endeavor to find a nice "wo"man to share your bed and Busch. Maybe Dylan is free. "Her" hairy legs may keep you warmer at night, alleviating your need to pee.


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: yotetrapper30] #7947596
09/10/23 12:57 AM
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Originally Posted by yotetrapper30
You should endeavor to find a nice "wo"man to share your bed and Busch. Maybe Dylan is free. "Her" hairy legs may keep you warmer at night, alleviating your need to pee.

Haha haha,,, there ya go Angela,,, your new calling,,,, the advice sector!!!


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947601
09/10/23 01:20 AM
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Gary is maybe 6 feet tall, and weighs maybe a buck fifty. A woman big enough to keep him warm, would probably roll over and smother him. eek

Gary ain't a 'chubby chaser' anyway, as a matter of self preservation.


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947608
09/10/23 03:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
I had to get up to pee 4 times last night. What should I do?


You are going to need a time machine and slipstream back to your 30's. Perhaps a degree in hydraulics and practicing what goes in must come out.

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947639
09/10/23 07:31 AM
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get your blood sugar checked


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947642
09/10/23 07:38 AM
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The way you must know
Busch has to go.


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947655
09/10/23 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
I had to get up to pee 4 times last night. What should I do?
Please don't say less Busch Light.

Either drink lessor get a Cathader and Bag taped to your leg.


God please keep they 19 fallen UBB miners out of trouble up there.
Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947665
09/10/23 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
I had to get up to pee 4 times last night. What should I do?
Please don't say less Busch Light.



if you want to do something about it go get a blood panel 50/50 your diabetic and don't know

of course if you don't want to know then don't

good news is bush light is 3.2 carbs so you can still drink it , you should just start in the morning and pace yourself and keep moving then stop drinking an 2 hours before bed and take a nice long walk and not eat bread rice sugar or other significant sources of carbs.

steak , chicken , vegetables and beer , it really isn't so bad

we do things in the wrong order breakfast beer makes way more sense than a bunch at night after you quit moving and then lay in bed.


America only has one issue, we have a Responsibility crisis and everything else stems from it.
Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947667
09/10/23 08:28 AM
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All good advice. Thank you friends! Only twice last night!


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947689
09/10/23 08:51 AM
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Sleep apnea? I was getting up to urinate at night too. I was also worried about diabetes. When I spoke to the doctor he said sleep apnea can make that happen because your brain wakes up and doesn’t know why so you feel the urge to empty your bladder. Got tested and have had the machine for years now. No waking up to pee at night anymore. Good luck, get tested for everything and hope it’s something simple like too much barley pop.

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947721
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I'd rather wake up to pee rather than pee without waking up. laugh
And there's not a chance I'll chase a chubby chick Charlie! I am a tall lean machine and am currently rasslin a gal with 34" inseam. Now we're talkin!


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Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947733
09/10/23 09:44 AM
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Shoot!, my record was 5 times.... a little flomax solved that...

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7947753
09/10/23 10:13 AM
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Your prostate can be the problem, it enlarges with age but a doctor needs to check it to see if it’s normal or possibly cancer.

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Bob_Iowa] #7948007
09/10/23 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob_Iowa
Your prostate can be the problem, it enlarges with age but a doctor needs to check it to see if it’s normal or possibly cancer.


You know how they check that right?

Poor guy got recommend he invite the trans bud guy for a slumber party since he is drinking thei products and now you recommend this. Wow he will be walking funny if he takes this places advice

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7948019
09/10/23 05:52 PM
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For some reason after my surgery I was getting up 5-6 times a night to pee. But luckily that has passed, lol. I will say this, if I ever wake up to pee and get up and go, I will wake up at that exact time every night for a week or more. I try and hold it for as long as possible before ever getting up. I honestly think that’s why we wake up at the same time every morning regardless of day when we get older. We wake up and generally the first thing we do is go to the bathroom. It doesn’t matter if you retire or it’s the weekend…we wake up at that time.

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7948035
09/10/23 06:25 PM
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I start coffee first, then go pee.


Life ain't supposed to be easy.
Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Wanna Be] #7948067
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Originally Posted by Wanna Be
For some reason after my surgery I was getting up 5-6 times a night to pee. But luckily that has passed, lol. I will say this, if I ever wake up to pee and get up and go, I will wake up at that exact time every night for a week or more. I try and hold it for as long as possible before ever getting up. I honestly think that’s why we wake up at the same time every morning regardless of day when we get older. We wake up and generally the first thing we do is go to the bathroom. It doesn’t matter if you retire or it’s the weekend…we wake up at that time.


I'm in trouble. I haven't has a get up at the same time or work the same shift more than 6days in years. Also why I can't sleep more than a few hours at a time or eat at normal times even when I was off work for months with health problems. I believe I have removed years off my life

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Providence Farm] #7948069
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Originally Posted by Providence Farm
Originally Posted by Bob_Iowa
Your prostate can be the problem, it enlarges with age but a doctor needs to check it to see if it’s normal or possibly cancer.


You know how they check that right?

Poor guy got recommend he invite the trans bud guy for a slumber party since he is drinking thei products and now you recommend this. Wow he will be walking funny if he takes this places advice


Yep mister jelly finger.

Re: Dear Abby.. [Re: Gary Benson] #7948088
09/10/23 07:48 PM
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Gary, I owe you an apology sir. I didn’t know your post was a serious one. I didn’t intend to make light of a serious situation. Again, my apologies


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