LIKE !!!

Toss in some 20 and 40mm Can and I would think you have been to my place and taken that picture.

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Is it still legal to sell margarine? It shouldn't be.

* A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air-conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe. You’re asking me about supper right now! Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!” So, he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer. His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Where’s my dinner?” “Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied.


* Doctor: “Your wife’s in the hospital.” Husband: “How is she?” Doctor: “I’m afraid she’s critical.” Husband: “Yeah, you get used to that.”


* A lawyer calls up a plumber to look at a problem at his house. The plumber takes a look and says, OK, I can fix it today, and it will be $800. The lawyer raises an eyebrow and asks, how long will it take? The plumber responds, "well, I need about an hour round trip to the supply house for a part, and then it should take me about an hour for the repair" The lawyer smirks and says, "two hours? For $800? Thats $400 per hour! I'm a lawyer and my hourly rate is $300 / hour!" The plumber nods and says, “Yes, sir, I understand. Why is it you think I gave up my law practice?”

Keith