New topic. Just curious what your most not appropriate work experience was. Not looking for what you did about it, did you say something, etc... This topic came up at lunch today. I will start. One day during work we got the first real snowfall of the year. Couple of the female workers had a snowball fight at break. One of them, while I was inside the building talking to two other employees, Snuck behind me and shoved two hands full of snow into my pants inside my underwear. She then squeezed both cheeks and pulled her hands out leaving a lot of snow. She then ran back outside. In case you don't know I am a guy. Yours?

Being treated like a piece of meat when I had to dance for rent money….

Awesome.......just like back in the day when you could have fun at work ......before cry babies , hypersensitive opportunist, lawyers , law suits and HR departments full of Karens

… had a secretary lock the door and try to force herself on me once lol … also had to fire a hand for impulsive masturbation

… a few others but I’m typed out

We had a big snowfall one year. Power went out at work so we were out at the outside break area making snow angels.

New girl came out and saw all the the angels and said she wanted to make one.

We told her to go ahead.

She proceeded to strip down completely nude and make one on the picnic table.

We just told there totally dumbfounded.

She told us that's how her ex-hubby told her to do them.

Nobody said a word to the supervisor or the big wigs.

Regular work or does the army count ? Because...never mind this is a family friend's site

btw does not have to be sexual to reply. Lots of wrong things go on at the work place.

Back in 80's I was working in a wood manufacturing plant . This hard working chick comes into my office ( production floor ) walks around to my side of the desk , unbuttons and unzipps her painted on jeans ......I'm thinking WTH .......she slides them down to show me her new tattoo.......I still don't remember what the tattoo was

Sprinkling drywall dust down the cut man’s crack when the opportunity presented itself. I had to run away, like a man…

Waiting for Vinke to show up….

Lol

Yep , he prolly gonna have to type it out in code

In a trench with a new to existing sewer connection going down. The guy fitting the pipes says ” uh oh, flush coming”. A little clear water dribbles out and he hollers “ eww, there’s corn in that one”.

Can’t wait, got my decoder ring….

TTT for Vinke

Had a lady homeowner stick head down in the basement I as working in and ask me if I have ever put a sweater on a cat. She was being serious, but I had no response.
Boss hired a tweaker, lasted one day. When we greeted each other I did the traditional " hi my name is". He said " I have six kids with 5 different women, you probably don't think much of me"
Boss hired a temp he thought was a dude. When she asked where to pee he pointed to the bushes. After he left she came to me and asked me where the bathroom was. She said " Larry thinks I'm a dude" I got a good laugh.
Girl I worked with is one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. She made some gestures more than once, one time walking down a street at 10pm while I was boarding up a house. She hadn't worked there anymore, but I know she wasn't just walking home. She was dressed to kill and the street light on her made a silhouette that could raise the dead. After I picked my jaw off the ground and turned back to my work I heard my name.
If I wasn't married..... Hmmm

Took place a couple years before I started, but we had a guy who was downloading pics of himself to gay porn sites using the work computer. One of my coworkers found the pics and was pretty horrified. The dude got fired, and, as far as we knew, never told his wife.

Had a coworker being hit on by one of his clients and was uncomfortable servicing that account so I was asked to tag along. He was married and wasn't liking the attention.

Rolled up on the job and I couldn't stop laughing. About as wide as she was tall with blew eyes, one blew this way one blew that way and about three teeth. Enough to make a train turn up a dirt road.

Got even funnier when she as bold as brass propositioned him in front of both me and her husband.

I was no help about that point as I thought it was hilarious.

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5 th,,,,,,,……


80s were better then the sixties……..Lots off…fur….

We had a guy at this one job I worked at that had been caught sleeping with his underage cousin. It made the newspapers but he was still a free man for the time being pending court action.


A couple days later he was called into the office by the bosses. They told him he was being fired for creating a ' hostile work environment '

He was confused and asked why.

They told him everybody in here wants to kill you.

He got a bunch of jail time.