Can I be clear
A weapon for every deer
They would have more fun
If equipped with a gun

Shurly you jest people say
I could not be more sober today
This story is told without a grin
May the better man or deer win

With ...A I....up and running (artificial intelligence)
Lazer printers buzzing
Its not that far fetched
Soon coming down the back stretch
Buck standing under a hunter head mount
Think about it.....nothing to flaunt

Imagine a 10 gauge on rack of buck
Waiting for a hunting schmuck
With self aiming eye reader
Hunters become stampeders
Plus grunt activated trigger
Makes all deer snicker

Probably could never be
Deer strutting happily
What would it be called
Human gun season.........after all




***probably I got this from a tv comedy skit or a radio.joke about this topic somewhere before...can't claim idea of my own........but you have to admit.....it would be a fairer fight between man and deer.......