How to get even with someone that parks so close you can't get your door open to get into your rig.
Just happened to have lure bag in back of truck and by chance had some extracted skunk essence in it along with a Qtip well dip qtip in essence and smear the underside/backside of offending persons door handle with said essence.

hehe... Just wondering.... Have you tested this yet or is it just a theory...?

Used to do that with a grease gun to co workers

That's wicked but funny

My wife makes me take pill for this problem……..

Lay a bead of grease on the wiper blades

A couple of drops of essence dropped between the hood and front windshield above the heater/ac air intake. These are on the left and right hand sides below the windshield and wiper blades. Dump an ounce and they'll want to sell the vehicle, especially in the heat of summer.

Negative on this

If they wait until it is raining or snowing or otherwise wet it could get someone killed

I am not above any of the other stuff

I like the one where they wedged the jeeps on either side and made the offender crawl in to their vehicle through the back hatch

banana in the tail pipe

BACK when, the hood could be unlatched from the outside. Was common to place slab of Limberger cheese on the manifold of the intended persons motor. SO I HAVE HEARD ! Tut

Grease is great, but pro's use anti seize.

Well I have agree on not using grease on wiper blades but the essence on door handle last until car is super washed plus gets on the hands which transfers to keys, steering wheel and clothes if they wipe their hands on their pants.
Have heard that one of the large super duty zip ties around Universal joint causes some concern too as long as you don't trim off the excess but if at all paranoid be sure to wear gloves when handling zip tie

Years ago there was a guy at work who was a rat or telling upper management about somebody playing pranks on other people.once it was found out he was the one doing it somebody put skunk in his car.dont think he did anymore ratting after that.

That should do it.

Very common trick in logging camps, but it's all off highway driving, and it's always f$&@&$& raining in SE Alaska