A live coyote cage trap
Nearly everyone says is a hack
With anti's not cuting any slack
They'll love this trap...like a romp in the sack

It's a win...win...win....win
Don't know where to begin
From coyote..to trapper.....to turkey...to deer
All four holding their breath to hear

Can it be this is a true consensus
Cause a canine after prey being relentless
Foothold trappers need not get rebellious
Walking into trap easy....coyote made reckless

Bedding a trap with all its crap
Lures...baits...scents...can now be scrap
Misses....non targets....etc.....will end mishaps
A new way to trap is here to unwrap

As Ron Popiel used to say
"Just set it and forget it"......today
Back tomorrow...a catch with no dismay
As easy as Saturday

VENI...VEDI....VICI
How idea happened is no mystery
Man and metal with victory
Deer....turkey.....foul... numbers up...wait and see

Foothold and snare won't go out of style
It's just around public...... can get hostile
This coyote cage trap will be around for a while
When its out on market.....everyone can't resist a trial

With Boston and Chicago already over run
Watching pets eaten certainly no fun
Joggers again can enjoy the sun
When this predator is gone...my work is done




To be improved and continued at later date