One of my bobcats had a patch of nasty looking black goo smeared around under its tail. After I had lunch and went out to skin it the goo was gone and it was wet all around the area. I also have a border collie pup who is quite at home in my fur shed. Well, this pup is very affectionate and likes to give my wife plenty of kisses....


...Do I tell her? ....And will she get suspicious if I don't give her a good night kiss tonight?

Don't say anything but do kiss her. Everyone knows dogs are antiseptic.

I wouldn't worry about it too much

Best have your wife brush her teeth, before kissing her.

Keith

^^^That's what I was thinkin' too.

And gargle with Listerine.

lmao, thanks this made my morning,

A swig or two of moonshine should be in order. For both of you.

How's the dog feeling?

Well if you haven't told her by now you better just let it go

Oh and fake a cold for a few days to give things time to get back to normal

Seriously though, anyone who lets a dog lick their face needs to consider it was probably licking it's butt or eating roadkill before you showed up

or eating one of their deposits....

Kiss her in the shower

As much but kissing you do,,,,,, will you even notice

Dove licking people is Nasty 🤢

Sleep on the couch