Use this thread to share funny jokes, stories, and memes. If you looking to have a laugh, you came to the right place!

Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

I adopted a dog from a blacksmith. As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.

A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, 'Dad, can't you just use a sponge?'

Good ones CoyoteCowboy!

Why aren’t there knock-knock jokes in America?

Because freedom “rings”!

Now I know why the rabbits are disappearing from my area!

Why do you never want to get a "D" on your report card?

Cuz it makes Ma mad!!

So true

the last one is so relatable

Both of them are!!!!!

Another caption for that could be “varmint hunting”

There are some really good jokes here!

you stole my meme thread now husky. there's already a kids meme thread I made.
that's the second time you've hijacked a thread by making a copy

The thread was made for jokes, funny stories, and memes. No one was using your thread anyway, so I made a new one.

plenty were using my thread you just hijacked it and made a new one to up your post count

What does the post count have to do with anything?

No one had used your thread for over 2 weeks. I hardly call that hijacking.

Also, if I made the thread for others to post stuff on, how is that boosting my post count??

Just curious…

Had this happen to me tonight, except I forgot to take my gun instead of forgetting to load my gun!!!
Had a rabbit pop up when I was setting traps

Two hunters are walking through the woods when they come across an old, large hole.
It's so deep that they can’t see the bottom. One hunter goes looking for something to throw down the hole hoping to see how deep it is.

He finds a rusty old anvil near by and throws it down the hole. The hole is so deep they never hear it hit the bottom.

Suddenly, they hear something behind them. They turn around and see a goat charging them. They jump out of the way and the goat goes flying past them and falls right into the hole.

A few seconds later, they hear a farmer calling out for his goat. "Betsy! Betsy!"

He sees the two hunters and asks if they had seen his goat Betsy."Yeah", they say, "She charged us at like 80 miles and hour and fell right into this hole!"

“That’s impossible, the man says, "I had her chained to an anvil! ”

There once was two hunters who were in the woods. One of the guys stopped and said, “Look at those lion tracks!” The other guy said, “Are you kidding? Those are undoubtedly bear tracks!” They sat there arguing about it for a while. And as the were arguing….the train hit ‘em.

OK that last one is extremely funny

It got my whole family rolling on the floor!

Like this one. Will be sharing it with friends

It’s definitely one of my favorites!