Do you ever get sick of your battle axe ole lady constantly on your tail about the silliest of things?
Well, first thing, you should probably stop referring to her as your "battle axe, and/or ole lady"
Here's what I do to keep my marriage healthy. I'm pretty sure I have posted this before, but its been a while, however, young bloods have come in here since then and old farts have probably forgot already.
Once she starts in on you hard to the point of nagging, go ahead and do one of those things, but not all of them.
Then go out and do something stupid that you know she will get POed about. Nothing marriage breaking stupid, just think of something minor that you know gets under her skin.
She will go off on that unnecessarily hard, but after she catches her breath, that will be her focus and she'll stop nagging about the petty stuff.
You see, wives need something to complain about. If you don't provide her anything to complain about, they'll just make something up.
It is a thoughtless husband who doesn't provide something for her in that way.
If you follow my advice of bimonthly, preemptive, moderate screwing up, you will generally find that you will receive up to 2 months reprieve from being nagged about things unnecessary.
Understand however, you will need to repeat this process every 2 months from here on out.
If this doesn't work for you and the Mrs, then you very likely didn't marry ugly nor fat enough. That's on you.
Last edited by 52Carl; 02/16/25 08:03 PM.
