I once had a boss that got his joy on talking down to newbies (I
was on a probationary period) in front of the other city workers. Plus every Monday and Friday got called into his office and took a so called butt chewing. His version was weak, but I played it like it the best butt chewing ever. I figured I'd play along. Since he was Navy and I was Army (Infantry Squad Leader) which he didn't know and I was well versed in giving and when I was younger getting chewed out by my platoon sergeant.
So, he told me he wanted his city truck detailed like new inside and out. I said no problem. I worked weekends. Now keep in mind he he always wore pressed slacks and shirts. Never worked and kissed butt's at city hall.
So Monday came and I was summoned off my job assignment to report to the office.
It seems someone had put armor all on the entire inside of his truck. From top to bottom. City vehicles were vyinal inside. We'll he got his wish. A whole gallon was used. I never got asked to detail his truck again. The folks at city hall thought it was a brilliant idea. Plus the superintendent gave me a pat on the back. Those two didn't get along. He was later seen wearing jeans and a t-shirt instead instead of his pressed slacks
Revenge was very sweet or slick I suppose.

Sarge

My business partner popped on are old boss’s desk…. RIP Tim Sullavin……

That's the way Sarge

Tim and I were roofing a condominium complex.
The Greak that were the] owner were picking on him,,,,,
He went down to pee and saw a bucket of olives they we cureing…… special additives….. lol

I once knew an employee who made coffee for the boss with a special liquid additive. He said it tasted different. I always brought my own coffee to work.

Sarge

Knew a fellow employee that sat a roll of binder twine from a hay baler in the front corner of a boss’s truck. He ran it between the cab and bed. Tied it through the universal joint on the drive shaft. Bad thing was truck was parked at a local watering hole. He mad it to the square in town before it was so wound up. Ended up with a DUI and lost his job and company truck. Might have been justified as he was running with his wife at the time. Scary what some people can come up with

What are you, some little punk, bratty kid?

Be a man and punch him in the face if he’s picking on you.

Now JP. Trying to get a rise out of me is like putting an elevator in an outhouse. It doesn't work.
But I do have some good American made whiskey I'll sell ya. It comes.with 100% tariff though.
Be good JP.

Sarge

Good job!!!

I had a an old coworker that used to stick a screwdriver in between the driver window and the door on his old boss’s work truck. Every morning he would wedge the screwdriver in and take a wis up on the grass so it would run down into the door. With in about a year the bottom of the door was completely rusted out. The boss never figured out what was happening!

If guys at work had trouble with a supervisor they would grease the ear piece on the phone or put grease on the front of there desk so they would get the front of there shirt full of grease when they leaned on there desk.

Never seize, the gift that keeps on giving.

Had a CEO that was a belittling nag. One time I got ahold of her signature stamp she used for paychecks, Went into the administrative crapper and stamped each and every sheet of the toilet paper with her name.

Moosetrot

Moosetrot, that was a crappy plank. Plus you got paid for it I hope.

Sarge

Brownies made with exlax works as a gift for folks that want to be butt holes.

Sarge

My grandpa had a job as a park superintendent and the crew he was in charge of was really fun. One time while of the crew was inside a SaniCan, they backed the work truck in front of it to prevent the door from opening. They then began rocking the outhouse back and forth and you can imagine what else was going back and forth! The only thing the heard from the guy inside was, “I’m gonna kill you guys!!”

My buddies dad was a Foreman on a gas line construction crew (mid 1980's). Their boss was a real jerk to everyone. Everyone was stupid according to him. One evening, while the boss was at the far end of the job, they got even.
They were putting in a gas line far from anything on a cold, snowy day. The crew used a big forklift to raise the boss's truck. They put big wood blocking under the axles so that the tires were just off the ground. They left and took the forklift keys. Boss got back to his truck, fired it up and went nowhere real quick.