Jordy thinks I should stay home and play all day.


Happy Friday everyone!!

Ah, the life of a spoiled house pet.

Git to work- millions on welfare are dependin on you!

Don’t remind me!!! Boy that makes me mad.

You had me fooled, Smasho; I thought you were thinking about gettin that cat made into a rug too.

Go for it!

Pipe down or we will tan YOUR hide!

If you feed a cat, you can enjoy their company today. If you tan a cat, you can enjoy their company for a lifetime!

I’ve had people ask me to taxidermy their pets after they die.
That is absurd.

I agree, but hopefully you don't tell the greiving they're absurd

Could be worse like a spouse or parent, but really who would want mummy hanging around all day!

Careful you might offend someone on here

Get to work, some rich guy with a government contract is depending on you to pay your consumer tax!

Tell ya what? I’ll spare THEIR feelings about as much as younz guys spare mine

You can't have feelings on this website, LOL

When my wife goes somewhere, this cat will sit in my her recliner all day, waiting for her to come home.

Keepin it warm for her!

So how did work go?

One girl was on vacation and another girl went home sick. So El Smasho got home later than usual.

Well, now get your tankard filled and put your fuzzy feet up and relax.