If the first two don’t meet standards this one should.

Here's a couple.

Having to listen to classical music would drive me to drinking if I ever decided to quit drinking. As it stands, it puts me in a foul mood where I want to run away screaming. I guess, to me, it seems like the kind of music they would play at the nervous hospital to calm down the likes of Karl Childers.
While I have never been turned loose from a nervous hospital, let alone ever been in one, classical music would likely make me end up there.
This may be just as mean as "Gayer than two dudes sharing a popsicle", but I was aiming for a little bit classier.

Lmao.....yep

Classic..... right here

How about something with Zazz! . . . Flamenco!

I often put the classical music station on the radio when having to drive in and around Chicago. Its calming, when driving among flatlanders.

When my Wife was learning how to play the Piano this one song that she played/practiced over and over again.

Every time I hear it I think of my lovely wife sitting at the piano.

I love classical piano, especially Beethoven and Chopin pieces. Beethoven's Appassionata and Pathetique Sonatas are amazing. Chopin's Nocturnes are too.

Alice Sara Ott playing the 3rd movement of Beethoven's Appassionata is great for such a young lady.

That's what heavy metal does to me.

That's a nice piece. I used to play it a lot myself.

Anything by the Moody Blues TRY THEM YOU WILL LIKE THEM

I especially liked Knights In White Satin.

HEY!!! I posted Nights in White Satin on an older thread and everyone said it was GAY!
I told my mom about that and she was mad. That’s a beautiful tune

Classical has its place but probably like operatic a little more at times.

Yes, it is a beautiful tune. I don't know where they get it being GAY unless they think that way about anything that's not hard rock. Which to me isn't music, just annoying noise.