Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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So...
A Rabbi, a Priest and an Atheist all show up at the pearly gates at the same time. Peter calls out first to the Rabbi....
I forgot the rest of the joke. Sorry!
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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Let me be sure I get this right. Jews WERE gods chosen but now they are gods rejected? I didn't read through 4 pages but wanted to answer you - No, they are still Gods chosen. Most rejected Him. The tribulation is very much Jewish by design.
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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A Jew comes to his Rabbi. And said, “Rabbi, hear my lament. I had a son, my only son, and he was a good son. Best student at the university. Was about to become a great doctor at Jerusalem Hospital. What does this nudnik? Falls in love with a goy and converts to the Catholic faith! What should I do?” The Rabbi said, “Oh how could I help you? You see, my son, my only son, he was such a good son. The best Talmud student was about to become a rabbi like me. Travels to Europe just once, talks to a priest, and now he wants to become a catholic priest! Let’s pray, maybe the Lord knows a solution.” And they prayed. And indeed, the Lord came to them. “Lord!”, they said, “hear our lament.” “Oh how could I help you?”, the Lord said, “You see, my son, my only son…”
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
[Re: Savell]
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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn’t know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he’d stay with him for a little bit and show him what to do. The rabbi comes, and he and the priest are in the confessional. After a few minutes, a woman enters and says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.” The priest asks, “What did you do?”. The woman says, “I committed adultery.” The Priest asked, “How many times?” The Woman answered, “Three times.” The Priest says, “Say two Hail Mary’s, put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.” A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.” The Priest asks, “What did you do?” The man replies, “I committed adultery.” Priest asks, “How many times?” The man replies, “Three times.” Priest says, “Say two Hail Mary’s put $5 in the box, and go and sin no more.” The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he’s got it, so the priest leaves. A few minutes later another woman enters and says, “Father forgive me for I have sinned.” Rabbi asks, “What did you do?” The woman replies, “I committed adultery.” Rabbi asks, “How many times?” The woman replies, “Once.” Rabbi says, “Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for $5.”
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
[Re: Savell]
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Keith, that last one gets better every time I hear it. LOL
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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Let me be sure I get this right. Jews WERE gods chosen but now they are gods rejected? I didn't read through 4 pages but wanted to answer you - No, they are still Gods chosen. Most rejected Him. The tribulation is very much Jewish by design. Let me expand on this . Jesus told the woman at the well, a Samaritan. Salvation is of the jews. This does not mean that only Jews are saved or that no Gentiles are saved.it meant they were chosen as a vessel to the Masiah. Jesus Christ fulfilled this. The jews weren't replaced, many rejected there Messiah that they were chosen for. Jesus died for all, this was so we may live. Not everyone will exept this loving gift. The messiah has come, so how can the jews of today be chosen to bring in the messiah wich has already come and set up his kingdom.
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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I have plenty of gripes with them but most importantly I'm not over them killing Christ. But the gentiles (Romans) are equally at blame, that is the genius behind the collaboration; we all killed Christ.
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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Interesting thread Wasn't Peter who denied Christ and Paul who persecuted Christians both roman citizens kinda deniability factor there amongst the masses
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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I think some of u should spend more time studying the Bible instead of listening to pastors that are always trying to put a new spin on the Scriptures to make themselves look smarter. I have plenty of gripes with them but most importantly I'm not over them killing Christ. But the gentiles (Romans) are equally at blame, that is the genius behind the collaboration; we all killed Christ. It is our sin that put Christ on the cross. Yours and mine.
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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Let me be sure I get this right. Jews WERE gods chosen but now they are gods rejected? Jewish people are no more rejected by God than anyone else that doesn't believe in Jesus. Amen
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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(Hence, why tribulation will be geared at Jews.) TreedaBlackdog what tribulation are you speaking of. Are you speaking of Matthew 24: 21
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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I just realized my mojis are much like ADCs
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Re: All Jews Go To Heaven
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ADC is a big fan of religious posts … I know he’s been reading every word
… we should have more of them
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