Limerick swears to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!



She rests her case!!!

Leave it to a dang cat to not even know their right paw from their left....

Ang, Ang, Raise your RIGHT paw and put your other paw on the Bible!!! Right?!
Limmy has seen enough Perry Mason to know what’s up!!

I’m having Ozzy Perry Mason song going through my head now.

Haha, you're absolutely right. LOL

SOO suspenseful!!!

Is Limerick going to testify about the man from Nantucket?

Keith

Limmy don’t cuss, at least not in front of my mom!!!

That’s a great looking cat. I find it Not Guilty.

She was a stray !

Yup , Court is Adjourned

Limericks about Nantucket don't have to be dirty.

There once was a woman named Ashley,
Who vacationed one spring in Nantucket rashly.
She found a fox on the road,
Took it back to her abode,
And stuffed it—though not very flashly.

A young lady named Ashley from Nantucket,
Found a fox and decided to pluck it.
With needle and thread,
She stitched up its head,
And displayed it inside a glass bucket.

Miss Ashley, while roaming Nantucket,
Found roadkill and thought, "I’ll preserve it!"
She tried taxidermy,
But the outcome was squirmy—
It looked more like a squirrel than a fox, truth befit.

On Nantucket, adventurous Ashley,
Tried fox-stuffing craft rather rashly.
But the fox she repaired,
Had one eye that stared—
And now it grins back at her flashly.

There was once a bold Ashley from Nantucket,
Who dragged a fox home in a bucket.
She stuffed it with hay,
In a rather odd way,
And now it looks proud when she dusts it.

Keith

Geez Keith I love it!!!!
I bet Limmy will too!!!

Between that Limerick and your pirate talk, you are amazing!

That cat is guilty. They all are guilty of something. They are also very adept at avoiding prosecution.
When they clumsily fall off of somewhere they should not have been and crash land, they hop right back on their feet and confidently claim that they meant to do it that way, and deny knowing that there was some kind of rule prohibiting then from being up there to begin with.
They do all of this by looking at you with squinty eyes as to say, "No, you're stupid Fatso."

You’re a trip, Carl!
Lol, “Fatso”!

I’m sure glad cats can’t testify……….

Cats wouldn't know the truth if it hit them in the face.

They'll spin their "yarns" any way they please.

Hey! Limmy has a good case against mom, she left her for 40 MINUTES to get a McDonald’s coffee and stopped at a yard sale!
Unforgivable

Beautiful colors