There's already a ZZ Top Friday tunes thread, but I'll use this one to post the weird ones.

When my cousin and God daughter's daughter turned 5, I sent her this video and told her I hired these Muppets to sing for her birthday, but they could only count to 4.



Keith

Surprisingly, women like to be kissed to this song.



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I love that Jesus does cross fit.



Keith

I dedicate this one to Boco.



Keith

When this song originally came out, the last verse referred to hillary clinton.



Keith

This song is so terrible, it's pretty darn good.



Keith

You don't have to be a SMF to appreciate this one.



Keith

"We're gonna need to have a chorus"

The Juggalos would be fun to hang out with for a night or two.



Keith

Bone Crusher, Wayne Hardnett Jr., the artist performing this song, was a childhood friend of mine. He used to sleep over at my house, during the Summer when he would come up from Atlanta to spend the Summer at his auntie's house, 3 doors down from ours. The kids in the ATL had a very unflattering nickname for him. His family was dirt poor, so he would write me letters during the school year rather than calling. Here is a heavily censored version of one of his hits. I've always thought it would be fun to perform it on stage with him and his crew, but I have not talked to him in many years.



Keith

Way ahead of their time.