It isn't all bad. No one complains when you fart. PRO TIP: Never fry bacon nude!

Thank you 160. Second time today that you've thrown support my way.

Put the bacon in the oven and be as nude as you wish

My wife can't bake them either, but her pies are top of the line.

I told her one day she just don't apply herself hard enough, lol

I will try not to make a habit of it.




That doesn't work. The UPS guy leaves my packages at the end of the driveway now.

My wife can make a fine pie as well. Give her some bear lard and a pumpkin, and she'll put most folks to shame. But cookies just aren't her strength. I don't think im going to divorce her for it though.

You better not! You are playing out of your league as it is.

You are correct 160. I believe I'll keep her.

If you decide to do something dumb and leave her, I will pay $100 each straight across the board for your 870's and Model 12's just to help YOU out.

"Like"

I appreciate that. You are a good friend.

I make a pretty mean batch of chicken and dumplings

If she leaves me over this cookie incident, I'll be calling you for the recipe.

Mine refuses to even go in the kitchen when Im around , unless I ask her to cook that is lol

While you were hammahed....

It didn't help that I kept telling the kids, "all you got to do is follow the recipe!".

This is gonna be a bloodbath

Your probably right Ashley. But at least I'm eating good cookies.

I honestly was a thread on Sharia law! Happily surprised!

You better learn to make more than that or you’re gonna starve at this rate!!! Heck hath no fury like a woman scorned