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Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498530
11/05/25 07:09 PM
11/05/25 07:09 PM
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illinois
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illinois
Yes sir

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498546
11/05/25 07:35 PM
11/05/25 07:35 PM
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North central Iowa
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North central Iowa
Yep, especially after some good horseradish and beer.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498648
11/05/25 09:38 PM
11/05/25 09:38 PM
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W NY
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W NY
Sit down, that's not a fart


NYSTA, NTA, FTA, life member Erie county trappers assn.,life member Catt.county trappers
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498654
11/05/25 09:42 PM
11/05/25 09:42 PM
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Priest River, Idaho USA
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Priest River, Idaho USA
You guys are weird.


"They Say Nothing is Impossible,
But, I Do Nothing Every Day."
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498674
11/05/25 10:24 PM
11/05/25 10:24 PM
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New York
shower farts are the worse

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: perchfisher] #8498677
11/05/25 10:27 PM
11/05/25 10:27 PM
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WI
Originally Posted by perchfisher
shower farts are the worse


No. Actually, sharts while you’re asleep are the worst!

Last edited by BvrRetriever; 11/05/25 10:37 PM.
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498687
11/05/25 10:40 PM
11/05/25 10:40 PM
Joined: Jan 2014
Virginia
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Virginia
Farts cannot smell. They sure can stink though. That's the only way deaf people can appreciate them and laugh like the rest of us do.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498691
11/05/25 10:47 PM
11/05/25 10:47 PM
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49th State
Moose meat makes me pass gas like mad! I try to politely call it my moose call.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498728
11/06/25 01:11 AM
11/06/25 01:11 AM
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This time of year, every time I let one go and my wife makes a comment, I tell her now she knows what cleaning pheasants smells like.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498806
11/06/25 07:34 AM
11/06/25 07:34 AM
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Ohio
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Ohio
Yes they do according to my wife, hers don't because she doesn't fart.
Women don't fart they foof!

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: The Beav] #8498810
11/06/25 07:40 AM
11/06/25 07:40 AM
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Kansas
Originally Posted by The Beav
It smells like coon after putting up a few.


Yep


Everything the left touches it destroys
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Leftlane] #8498878
11/06/25 10:44 AM
11/06/25 10:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Gary Benson
Like a skunk after youve skinned a skunk? It does with rabbits and muskrats.

Muskrats big time for me. My wife used to get so mad!
Originally Posted by Leftlane
I cant prove it but I'm purdy sure he set a trap for me and I fell in it!

He gotcha all right! laugh


Trump can balance the budget by introducing "Swear Jar" for democrats.
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8498880
11/06/25 10:47 AM
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For those of us who also duck hunt and have waded in cattail sloughs for years, that phenomenon of the transference of slough muck smell into our bodies then back out has always baffled me…. Great topic


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Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Leftlane] #8499030
11/06/25 05:42 PM
11/06/25 05:42 PM
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Iowa
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Iowa
Originally Posted by Leftlane
Mine smell like a bed of roses unless I eat too many of ADC's deer sticks.


You brought it on yourself. lol

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: perchfisher] #8499048
11/06/25 06:33 PM
11/06/25 06:33 PM
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WI
Originally Posted by perchfisher
shower farts are the worse

Church farts are the funniest.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8499052
11/06/25 06:41 PM
11/06/25 06:41 PM
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South Ga - Almost Florida
Fart deniability is shameful....own it!

Silent but deadly is real.

And, yes....skinning critters and even deer and your farts smell just like that.


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Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8499069
11/06/25 07:14 PM
11/06/25 07:14 PM
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western alaska
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western alaska
Airplane farts are the best, they aint got any where to hide.


Water is good for two things, Floating Ships and making Beer.
Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8499078
11/06/25 07:28 PM
11/06/25 07:28 PM
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Utah
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Utah
I got a dog that can clear a room faster than any human I ever met.

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: Gary Benson] #8499334
11/07/25 09:51 AM
11/07/25 09:51 AM
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central IA
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central IA
Silent elevator farts are so cruel. You are trapped for the ride. Who did that?

Re: Do your farts smell [Re: foxhunter52] #8499376
11/07/25 11:48 AM
11/07/25 11:48 AM
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WI
Originally Posted by foxhunter52
I got a dog that can clear a room faster than any human I ever met.

It's always good when you can blame it on the dog. laugh

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