take her on a trip to a grocery store in a high-crime city for your next anniversary.
By most metrics, Jungle Jim's is literally the best grocery store in the entire world. 1.3 million people shop there a year. That's a great many severals. People come from all over the US and even many other countries to see Jungle Jim's. The Smithsonian Institute declared Jungle Jim's a National Treasure. It's even won awards for having the best bathrooms in America. I highly recommend that everyone I like, including you and cousin Savell, visit it.
It's in the greater Cincinnati Metropolitan area, not Cincinnati proper where the crime rate is high. It's in the city of Fairfield. Fairfield has a significantly lower average crime rate than the US. I grew up less than a tenth of a mile from Fairfield, within a 5 minute drive of Jungle Jim's.
Both of my youngest siblings live in Fairfield. My youngest brother lives within 2 miles of Jungle Jim's. My sister lives within 10 minutes of Jungle Jim's. The average house value in my sister's neighborhood is approaching a million dollars. Most of the houses are 4500 to 7000 square feet. It's not a poor, crime ridden area.
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My sister had her wedding reception at Jungle Jim's in this room.
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The bathrooms are almost entirely made of imported marble and expensive woods. That's why it won as having the best bathrooms in the entire US.
Jungle Jim's is an amazing store. It's my favorite store.
Keith