Well kinda. The nurse at the doctor's office called today to go over some blood work. She noticed that I lost several and a half pounds. She said that I "Look amazing". Now I know part of her job is being nice, but I'm calling it a win. My wife doesn't seem to appreciate the significance of the situation, but I figured some of you fine folks would. Anyway, hope you're all having a good evening.

I bet she heard about your dog. Women are always drawn to men with a good.... dog.

Heck yeah, that’s awesome. I’d count that as a win if I was you.

Congrats on the several and a half pounds.

you gunna have to change your username to Little Sam?

I disagree. I think it had to be my strong jawed, good looks. Or maybe my smile that is only missing two teeth.

Not likely, but a good goal.

Losing Seve7al pounds is always a win

… you still ain’t nothin but a oversized, fat butted Yankee pollock to me Big Sam lol

Good. Skinny little Johnny Rebs ain't what I'm trying to attract.

…. That’s good news lol

You better not let your wife read my recipe after all Sam, she might stumble on this post, lol.

… yeah … could end up in a nine line bind

I got flirted with once , I went strait home and told my wife so she didn't hear it from no one else. I was picking up a pizza at the bar. it's a small town.

apparently I need to find a bar I can take the dog with to.

Happens to me all the time Sam. I can't go anywhere without women clambering all over me. More of a hindrance than anything. My wife has just had to learn to live with it.

… I can see why ADC… you’re a dead ringer for Kenny Rodgers

First off, I am surprised that you were flirting with a woman. I would have lost money on that bet. Secondly, I am certain that your dick dog was part of her attraction. Lastly, 2 cups of coffee and a couple of Camels makes me lose several pounds about this time each morning. Is there any possibility of a sister wife thing happening there?

I've often toyed with the idea of starting a dating agency for men, where all I do is rent out puppies for them to take out in public. Seems puppies attract all women, at least ones worth attracting.

Close but no cigar Kyle!

Big Sam knows where it’s at. With those cute kids and Lil Savell I’m surprised they’re not flocking in like salmon on the spawn!!

I like nurses

Hey, 30% is good in baseball, so I'll take "close" as a win, LOL.

Women also seem attracted, at times, to what they can't have.

Baiting is illegal in some states so you may want to check out the regs.

I suspect that the only reason they aren't flocking in is because they're scared of my wife. They know she can shoot.

I had a similar idea, but with newborn piglets. Gals seem to go crazy over them.

Don't believe I was ever flirted with...never been accused of being good looking, lol

Did have a woman ask if I wanted a date at a gas station once.....

Sam its ok to have a wife who can shoot just don't teach her how to lead!

Sound advice Mike.

Lol this reminded me. I was grounded in Highschool. So Took moms Rx 7 convertible out to clean it for her for an excuse to get out on friday night. Took my beagle along. Things were going great I had 2 girls in the car and my dog. Its a 2 seater mind you. Everything got shut down fast as I was heading out of town to secluded location when my dog threw up all over the girls laps. They had on loose umbro shorts and ya....

And to top it off my older cousins boyfriend saw me out while I was cruising and was laughing and trying to brag on me about having 2 girls in my car the next week when they were over at the house. So unknowingly ratted on me about being out playing when I was grounded.

Someime dogs can backfire.

Your just a stud horse Sam!

Don't be scheduling a prostate exam gut to get naked in front of her.

Good idea hippie. She might run out of compliments if that happened.

That reminds me of an embarrassing story of a trip to the dentist.

I'm guessing she asked to see your cavity, and you showed her where you hid stuff in prison.