I'd like to be present.

Come on. We're close.

But he won't show. Again.

I'll bring Bucee's pecans and jerky.

LOL.

… ol BC seems to be in a hurry to get them britches jerked down… might need to invite loose goose to sing the anti hetero anthem while waving his rainbow American flag he put in here

.. this might be the very thing that could bring us all together lol

Can we exercise the option of not depantsing. No disrespect to the good Esquire 's derriere.

Kind of impairs your driving ability though. Lots of people have impaired judgement when they are jolly and unwinding.

Try going for a walk. Shoot your rifle or shotgun. Go hunting. OR.......

Go TRAPPING!! If you don't use a 4 wheeler, you will be in shape in no time.

Sans alcohol!!

… got to jerk em down and throw these hippies over your lap and spank their bottom blue

… lack of that during their childhood is why they act the way they do lol

Do people get high and mellow and say "dude" a lot when smoking cigarettes? Didn't know cigarettes had that effect.

… it’s an emoji fight

… take this bowhunter!!