Honestly, I don't know what he is.

Maybe we are lesbians trapped in men's bodies??

My bride drives a white Subaru Forester. Guarantee shes no lesbeen! We just learnt about it. She wont let me change her oil. Shed rather pay $200 for a change.

Ouch on $$ oil change. Did you have to sell traps to pay????

Was looking up reviews on them a while back and came across a YouTube video on a mechanic who was reviewing several different foreign model cars and he said the Subaru was reliable but with the CVT transmission they needed serviced every 30,000 miles or he claimed you would have issues.

Just leave all those stickers on. They make the rig almost pullover proof. Nobody wants to deal with them, even the cops!

Back in the day I would always use an older Buick LeSabre as a driver. Was on the road a lot and if a guy had a few beers the rule was huck a box of Kleenex on the dash and a blanket in rear window, leave blinker on and hunch up over steering wheel. Compass or plastic Jesus on dash if you had them. This rig set up that way is nearly pullover proof. Old people and tweekers cost the local jails more than it’s worth to arrest them.

Trans pretty tuff on this one.
After Dealer service they said.
No trans service needed,
they don't go bad,
no dip stick.

It was slipping at 60k.
I pulled the stick.
Half gallon low.
I filled it and a-ok since.

Dang trans haters probably hate
the stealership too.

If it don't have a stick , how'd you pull it ?

That's what she said.

The only reason I would never buy one is for every new one they sell supposedly they donate to various charities. One of those charities is the ASPCA. I was told you can request any of their charities for them to donate to. But, just knowing they donate to the ASPCA at all, is enough for me to never buy one because I hunt and trap which is something they vehemently oppose. I tell them that.
I have a friend who has one and loves it.

Had a Subaru Brat back in the 80s, the thing was bullet proof finally died with 257K

From the ASPCA website, about the Subaru partnership:

Wow that was 288$/animal cost effective ???.

Dang sounds like my wife she would rather pay thousands more at purchase time because I’d embarrass her when they tried to cheat her and she gets talked into the magic paint coating gimmick that I told her was a gimmick that she got anyway only because $300 off a $1300 ripoff is a good deal that way. SMH

Im proud to be 1 !!!

That never came up when my wife bought hers that seemed shady to me.

I drove the little 3 cylinder mini pick up back in the 80s

Great trapping vehicle jut small, drove it for several years

then got something bigger but gas milage was terrible comparatively

Few people keep a vehicle long enough a special coating would be beneficial even if it worked.

Everybody in the pnw knows Subaru = lesbo , libtard , tree hugging tranny fruitcake, save the planet freak ...homo

It's not some secret club ......SUBARU knows it , and clearly enjoys swapping spit with their supporters



I briefly thought about buying a used one and using it as a trapping rig . I would be able to run incognito deep into public lands overrun with freaks and pull a few bobcats outta la la land before they noticed.....


However, I'd have to dress the part .....and that ain't happening

And what if someone I knew was to see me at the gas station or sumpthin ?


Aint happening