What you need is a semi auto weapon and some ammo.

We were running gas to a lady's house one time and two of her dogs chased on of the workers and bit him in the hinder.

She said oh they are rescue dogs?

In lieu of Meth you can drive a Subaru and place an "all are welcome here" yard sign out.

If you don't have small children for the pitbulls to maul, they may be bored and catch some feral pigs.

Keith

Rescue people are the worst....rescue cat people are worser...lol

Make sure you shoot your pistola sideways

You don’t need the meth but you definitely need to lose all but one or two teeth.

You could open a daycare.

Be sure to wear your drawers down just below your butt.

You could probably sell weed to buy dog food.