I grew up in the Mississippi River north of Minneapolis. Visited Itaska State Park the headwaters of the Mississippi. I always wanted to canoe the entire river down to the delta.
That dream never came true. Now I reside in Ohio

I have asked to be cremated and flush me down the toilet. I wil hit the Ohio River then the Mississippi River eventually. Will make my journey to the delta even in death))))))!!!!!!! I tell my wife this all the time!!!! I get an eye roll!!!

I told my ol’lady to drop my carcass off behind the hunting shack in the cedar swamp so the wolves can drag me around.